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took me two hours to realize id called a clearly Canadian a simply sparkling
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Saw that meme with Mel and Sevika from Arcane and my brain though that it was funny
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does anyone else feel me. can anyone hear me in here.
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OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE STATEMENT:
The Frito-Lays Corpoation officially endorses and condones first-degree murder because, it is funny
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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this
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yeah i’m writing again. yeah i put on the same songs on loop in order to focus. yeah i opened the same document 14 times today without writing anything. it’s called playing with the idea of writing. look it up
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He's such a fucking loser
(PLEASEE PLEASE PEASE PLEASE ONE SHOT ONE CHANCE ILL GIVE MY (OUR) FIRST-BORN DEAR GOD PLEASE)
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I drew this 4 years ago but it is more appropriate than ever
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bro wear that tie. she can suck it.
I kinda wanna wear that tie that came with the outfit I ordered recently to work but one of my coworkers already has that (wearing ties) as her signature quirky thing 😞
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Heartwarming: The coworker i have a crush on just revealed they bench well over my body weight.
Heartbreaking: They refuse to pick me up and throw me.
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felix is so fucking hot I'm gonna die
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