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in my work of fanfiction i am going to hold the villain responsible for their actions by making them have sex with the person they tried to kill, which will effectively address all the relevant moral issues by being hot.

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Your body must be rested and fed if you wish to be a pervert.

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UPDATE: The girls are NOT fighting. But they're also not having sex. In fact I'm not sure what they're doing but it seems to involve a blowtorch.

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big things happening on twitter

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The early bird gets the

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they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

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honey i understand that you're in heat and you made it very clear that you wanted "cock for breakfast" but the best i can do right now is french toast, i'm sorry

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the phrase “i love men’s tits” lives in my head rent free unfortunately im a lesbian who is largely neutral about men’s tits so i rarely have cause to say it. i’m saying this hoping to inspire those of you who do love men’s tits to express that love

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Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It's all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.

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AHHH dude you scared me my body went into suck or fuck mode!

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Dialogue:

“I want to write smut, but I’m not at that point in any of my wips…”

“The “porn w/o plot” tag exists you know.”

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I'm taking away all phrases that contain "old man" and "fuck" until this website can figure out what an old man actually is.

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everyone needs that one friend they can say just absolutely deranged horny shit too. this is like crucial for your sanity

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I swear trying to write smut feels like:

His hands were hands and then the fingers were in the hand and the hand was with the fingers and the fingers had the hand in the other hand then the fingers dragged to the hand with the fingers and it was hot

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ive got some discovering to do