not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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This here is why that “cutting Florida off” shit doesn’t sit right with me
People love to use the south as a scapegoat and always end up sounding pretty classist and racist
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caper. pickle. english is a beautiful language. so many sandwich toppings that are also detective words
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dragon family
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“hey what’s the vibe for the fall?” great question!!
it’s actually this image for the 18th year in a row
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unwilling narrator
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nothing has made me feel like an ancient grumpy crone more than the “using chatgpt for school is fine actually” sentiment among youths
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when we went to italy at a point we needed to inflate the tires of my mum's friend's wheelchair but we needed a special valve for it anyways. we stopped at an auto shop and tried to communicate between spanish italian and english what we needed and ask if they could help. it was very hard to communicate this because we didn't know what the thingy we needed was called. eventually, all three talking at the same time, i said "el cosito..." which made us all giggle
the dude at the autoshop burst out laughing and went "of course, il cosino!! el cosito è universale"
to this day one of the best sentences I've had the pleasure of hearing
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