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Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharoah’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharoah’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharoah’s wrath

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If he tells me to do something I am DOING IT !!!

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Of course Wade's going out with you, Logie Bear, don't you worry.

I love Logan being all like "so you're not going out? 🥺"

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My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

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This is a flight stabilizer. It's completely harmless. Iron Man (2008)

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this is the full video of patti lupone breaking the sound barrier at the 1988 tony awards btw

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Am not dead guys !

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heat waves..

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tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

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Pov: you are a slice of cheese

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Are those bullet holes? Iron Man (2008)

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I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

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having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

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I have a plan. Attack. The Avengers (2012)

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Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark

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