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It's him! The funk soul brother!

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Worm sign

Have a Devin Townsend meme

Classic Devin Townsend face

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Sometimes, you just gotta make airplane noises.

Please tell me other people do this please tell me I’m sane

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Try, 'barely noticing your haters'.

how it feels to be a girl who only uses tumblr and pinterest in todays society

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Okay, obviously we don't want Archie to die, because he's a good boy, and that would be horrible, but - and hear me out here...

Guardian Archie.

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Look, I know none of us wanna hate on John Hammond. The man had an amazing vision, he wanted to create something magical and share it with the whole world, but "spared no expense" my ass. He spared some of the most important expenses. Granted, he learned his lesson by the end of the film (much better than his literary counterpart), but he wasn't the only one to make such mistakes.

Whether it was his nephew, Peter Ludlow, and the rest of Ingen thinking that "a couple dozen Marlboro men" could do what state of the art security and hundreds of miles of electrified fence couldn't, Masrani failing to pay attention to what his scientists were doing, or Dodgson being an actual super villain.

Hell, with how well the department of fish and wildlife have been handling things in Dominion, and how well they seem to be integrating into the environment, it almost seems like letting the dinos out in the wild was the best decision anyone ever made.

jurassic park has a good philosophical message but unfortunately the only thing i ever take away from watching jurassic park is "god i wish i could go to jurassic park." like yeah it's a blatantly obvious don't create the torment nexus scenario, but this torment nexus has DINOSAURS.

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Loaded cheese steak fries (via Instagram)

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Like, yes, obviously your scientists shouldn't be so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they don't stop to think if they should, but on the other hand...

Baby raptors!

jurassic park has a good philosophical message but unfortunately the only thing i ever take away from watching jurassic park is "god i wish i could go to jurassic park." like yeah it's a blatantly obvious don't create the torment nexus scenario, but this torment nexus has DINOSAURS.

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任務遂行中

She's on a mission.

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Needs parmesan and red pepper flakes

This Potato Sausage and Kale Soup recipe is a hearty soup that is similar to Olive Garden’s popular Zuppa Toscana

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Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie