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They closed the Death Wendy's over a year ago and I'm still mad about it. It was a Wendy's located in the middle of a six-way intersection, requiring many pedestrians to cross the street 3 times in a row in order to get to it

It was one of the city's top ten spots for car crashes, multiple people died there, and the service was terrible. I miss it dearly

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i love poison omelette

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[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man

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whoever came up with rhytmn games was a genius. what if we took music and gave it gameplay. no notes 10/10.

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Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

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may the sun shine on yr leg hair often this summer

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Flirting telepathically tonight so if you get nightmares its just me

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bathtime

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ARE YOU FEELING SO VERY... DISCO? / a disco elysium-inspired pamphlet about the genre that changed the goddamn world. feel free to print it out yourself and give it to others, baby! (i also have some printed extras from ax u can get on my shop)

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Jeremy and Paul Refereeno's enemies to lovers arc

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um, actually the most hardcore game changer contestant is anna garcia who twisted her ankle her first time on the show and punched oscar montoya in the eye on her second!!

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thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

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if you think about it, in their effort to be the least sexual cereal, cornflakes are actually the most sexual cereal, on account of the fact that most cereals are 0% concerned with sex in any way

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what is important to understand is that chell is not a woman in STEM. she is a woman trying desperately to get out of STEM

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i dont think usamericans rly understand how prevalent their culture is. english is taught in schools. we hear about usa news, watch usa shows and movies, know usa actors, read usa books, listen to usa music, have usa brands. i have a shirt somewhere with some usa flag motive from like 15 years ago. cant remember why i even have it. why were they even selling that in croatia. your books and culture are everywhere, you dominate social media, and then come on here whenever someone gives even a middle criticism and act like spoiled children because someone wants you to open an atlas

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A few years ago while trying to find ways to commit suicide as painlessly as possible, I came across a PDF of Dr. Paul Quinnett's The Forever Decision. Thinking it might go into actual methods of suicide (I read an article once that actually did that and was trying to find it again) I started to read it, and I think I only got about two pages in before I was crying too much to actually see the words.

I downloaded the PDF to my hard drive and I open it again whenever I'm feeling too suicidal to do much else, but not enough to start booking a ride to the hospital. And every time without fail I only go up to a few pages before backing off and choosing to live another day just because suicide suddenly seems even more unbearable than whatever the hell upset me in the first place.

All the book really does is [I'm pulling a summary from GoodReads here as, again, I've read no more than 5 pages] "discusses the social aspects of suicide, the right to die, anger, loneliness, depression, stress, hopelessness, drug and alcohol abuse, the consequences of a suicide attempt, and how to get help."

But it also starts with the author kindly asking the reader to complete the book before going through with anything, and for some reason I'm compelled to really just try to read it all before finalizing everything. Despite not yet completing it (hopefully never will) I think I can safely say it's saved my life at least a few times now.

It's intentionally legal to copy and redistribute this book to keep it as accessible as possible, and it's very easy to find, but here's a link for it anyways.

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aha! you may have mistaken my statement of "women belong in the kitchen" as misogynistic, but you see, i think being in the kitchen is a good thing. women's innate desire to make sandwiches is a positive trait, and we all know if it's positive it doesn't count as a stereotype. i'm very smart and i know what feminism is.