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girl help I'm getting they/them'd by well-meaning people who don't know what a tomboy is

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mr-fistsalad said:

Read dril tweets like an old-timey radio announcer.

brings the whole family together

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Bro, you ok? Bro, humans aren’t separate from the ecosystems around us. We’re a part of them, bro. Bro, we’re never going to have absolutely zero effect on ecosystems, because we live here, bro. Bro, I never said it had to be a bad effect. We don’t have to immediately be perfect either, bro, sometimes doing what you can is what you can, and its way better than nothing. Bro what do you mean humans are a plague. You’re starting to sound a bit like an ecofascist, bro… Bro?

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did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

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if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business

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Greetings bugs and worms!

This comic is a little different than what I usually do but I worked real hard on it—Maybe I'll make more infographic stuff in the future this ended up being fun. Hope you learned something new :)

If you are still curious and want to learn more about OCD, you can visit the International OCD Foundation's website. I also recommend this amazing TED ED video "Starving The Monster", which was my first introduction to the disorder and this video by John Green about his own experience with OCD.

The IOCDF's website can also help you find support groups, therapy, and has lots of online guides and resources as well if you or a loved one is struggling with the disorder. It is very comprehensive!

Reblog to teach your followers about OCD

(But also not reblogging doesn't make you evil, silly goose)

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Man senshi must be living his best life can you imagine if you were fucking around thinking about your favorite thing in the whole world, the thing you've dedicated your whole life to, and three dumbass schmucks stroll by like "damn I would LOVE to get into this very specific thing but I have no knowledge of it at all" and then you get to teach them all about it for days and they think you're so cool for being into that one thing you're into that your life revolves around. Then imagine the same situation but only one person of the three thought you were cool and that's senshi. Pretty good still I think.

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Give me jelly beans you fuck head

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taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular

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you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

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met someone today who arrived 4 hours late to their own event where theyd invited multiple diff friends who hadnt met before

but they brought a whole bag of snacks including fresh fruit and pre-rolled joints for the group to share, made with pink rolling paper & rose instead of tobacco, even though they only vape themselves, so

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also why have people been so fucking defensive of taylor swift? for like a decade? what has she done for you besides make repetitive boring music? i really hope she gets bit by a venomous bird and dies surrounded by her loved ones but theyre all on their phones 

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if you dont want print media to die, buy physical copies of things. if you don’t want independent journalism to die, subscribe to a local newspaper. if you want more libraries and skate-parks and arcades, get a bunch of friends and call in the individual charge of your village or town or whatever and ask for one to be built and use the existing ones. if you want more native flora and fauna, start looking at the ones that already exist and how to preserve them. this is your world too. fight for it. get rid of the rot of passivity.