guy with a postgrad degree in ancient allag, seeing literally anything: "getting a lot of ancient allag vibes from this..."
308 notes
·
View notes
What's a God to a non-believer
234 notes
·
View notes
i don't really know how to break this to anyone but it always kills me when i see otherwise well thought-out ff14 meta mention thancred's ability to hold his breath for 10 minutes as a real genuine canonical thing. i regret to inform you that it's completely made up for the english language version of the game and i know this without even having to check because it's a blatant reference to the classic point and click adventure game secret of monkey island, wherein the pirate captain asks the aspiring pirate main character guybrush threepwood if he has any special skills that will make him useful as a member of the crew and his response is 'i can hold my breath for 10 minutes!'
this is further emphasized by the next spot of optional dialogue thancred gives which involves another of his skills being the crafting (or selling? idr) of fine leather jackets, which is a long-held running gag of the monkey island games and lucasarts games of the day as a whole
the origin of this quote was so well known for so long i never bothered to assume people didn't know but. i'm sorry you had to find out this way
121 notes
·
View notes
Those hazardous spinning animations of some White Mage casts.
Unaffected.
1K notes
·
View notes
follow your light, or fly my children, and never look back
35 notes
·
View notes
It's the same picture.
136 notes
·
View notes
ffxiv is a otome game where you cant date anyone but theyre all fucking in love with you
28 notes
·
View notes
YIPPEEEEEE
0 notes
"trust me i have experience as an artist assistant"
193 notes
·
View notes
i'm cleaning my images folder at work. time to post it again because i'm too lazy to find the original post i made this for
3K notes
·
View notes
I'm on the ul'dah board of tourism but they keep trying to poison each other before we can get our posters out
65 notes
·
View notes
ROUND 2A, MATCH 7 OUT OF 8!
Propaganda Under the Cut:
Ventus:
He broke his own heart (literally) and then took a decade long nap to recover :]
He's managed to fall into deep sleeps on multiple occasions, one of which lasted over a DECADE. Fighting off possession by darkness really takes it out of you, especially when your heart ends up outside your body.
https://www.tumblr.com/yourfavhassleepybitchdisease/669937192094908416/yourfavhassleepybitchdisease-ventus-from?source=share
Falling unconscious for worrying amounts of time is his main coping mechanism
Ven better win this tournament it was LITERALLY DESIGNED FOR HIM
G'raha Tia:
He learns a lot in his time from hibernating and when he wakes up from hibernating. He's a sweet boy and has great leadership skills. He's also an idiot (affectionate)
(Spoilers ahead) He is a catboy who is your (as in the player character's) biggest fan. He's a nerd and a geek. He tried to pretend to be evil but failed miserably because he's a terrible liar and also such a good boy. Most of his plans involve self-sacrifice. He decided to put himself to sleep as the guardian of a magical tower, to be woken up from stasis one day in the far future. Anyways then he ended up traveling back from that future in order to stop a calamity, became the leader of a society in a land teetering on the edge of an apocalypse, accidentally kidnapped the souls of some of the player character's allies, and eventually ends up merging with his original self, waking him up from stasis in the process. Also he's technically royalty. So vote for him!
171 notes
·
View notes
doodles~
810 notes
·
View notes
I love them so much! Made this drawing when i was playing sb...
2K notes
·
View notes
Lore tidbits relating to everday life in Ishgard (which by all accounts is not pretty.) I have TONS of these screenies relating to Ishgard (the Temple Leves in particular have a ton of stuff.)
More under cut: modest dress, education of the lower classes, marriage, funerals, and festivals.
Keep reading
1K notes
·
View notes