going online for hours at a time: depressing, bleak, I become convinced I'm fugly and poor and that nobody else has a messy room and that there is no hope for the future because we are a generation of lobotomised ipad babies
going online after being busy all day and I can't feel my feet anymore and I finally get 20 minutes to scroll tumblr: beautiful digital realm full of laughs jokes and funny beautiful women from all over the world let me live forever in the computer world idgaf
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I fucking knew it.....
(Shirt design by melodyprints)
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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
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depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe...
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Ao3 is not working and I’m being super normal about it
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no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed
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THE GARLIC CLOVE
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gonna try using tumblr on my 3DS
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you don't need another black graphic tshirt you don't need another black graphic tshirt you don't need another black graphic tshirt
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Spinosaurus once again going for a swim
A watercolor/gouache painting that's going to be a bookmark probably
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Me: oh wow, it’s really busy here at work, I should start doing something that isn’t my responsibility just to help out, maybe I can skip my break today, or stay a little—
My inner Chilchuk Tims: Your job description has your responsibility and includes hours worked and breaks. Stick to it unless they want to pay you more. No job is your friend no matter how much you like it.
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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We do bones, motherfucker. <3
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Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer
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“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward
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