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JUST GOT MY FIRST TESTOSTERONE SHOT Y'ALL 💉💕
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thank you
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I agree that tumblr is objectively the best social media right now but we CANNOT let this go to our heads. If we act like this site is anything more than trash our hubris will lead to tragedy
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🍻 I'll cheers to that!
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pikachu used spark⚡
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Lisa Frank stickers for your blog
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Binder pics 💕
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That frustrating feeling when you don’t have a pussy but you want to feel someone inside, breeding you, or when you don’t have a cock and want to feel it throb and shoot loads of cum. Shout-outs to those of us who would swap genitals at the drop of a hat, and then have sex until we pass out every day for like a month.
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Trans people are so attractive. Like I'm sorry but trans people are way hotter than cis people could ever be.
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For your consideration
- Hellhounds have a knot on their dick for each head they possess.
- Every time a demon fucks a human, their dick gets bigger and more textured.
- A venus fly trap that has lived too long may begin subsisting on a variety of different things; those that choose to specialize in extraction of sperm develop very soft skin in their mouths and a narrow throat.
- Harpies, mermaids, and sirens have cloaca.
- The extreme body temperature of dragons means gold they sit on often heats up and is reshaped, molding to their body; dragons that receive unintentional erections and don’t shift positions before the gold hardens again may get golden cocksocks.
- A hippogriff has a flare, cloaca, and spines, all in one.
- Fae really enjoy getting humans into sexual situations, making their dick appear animal-like, and getting off to their horrified reaction
- When any supernatural being rises from their thousand year slumber, it is unavoidable that taking care of the resulting morning wood takes a lot of time and effort.
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Truscum can eat glass btw c:
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