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I recently binged Daredevil. And then binged it again ☺️

get your own print here ❤️

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Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

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Interviewer, catching Damian in costume: Robin! Can you explain the process of picking up Robin or passing on the mantle?

Damian, mildly annoyed at Bruce at the moment: It's quite simple. Batmam steals young children from their bed, usually nine or ten or so. Then he takes you to his lair and give you a deal.

Damian: If you can beat him in a game of your choosing, he will train you to be Robin. If you lose, you are eaten. I beat him in a classic fencing game. He's quite good with swords, but he wasn't very good with the sport itself.

Tim, standing next to him: Yeah, I beat him at a memory card game. I like totally cheated, but I'm too old for him to eat now, so ot doesn't matter.

Damian, nodding: Yes. The worst part of the job is disposing of failed Robins bones. He usually sucks them clean and leaves them all over the floor.

Tim: Yeah, its messy. But after you hit, like 15 he stops trying to eat you, so that's cool.

Damian: I have not yet reached 15. I'm still in danger. If you have more questions, ask Nightwing, as he was the first to avoid being eaten.

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Same interviewer, at a different date: Mr. Nightwing. Is it true Batman tries to eat potential Robins?

Dick, who has no idea what she's taking about: Yeah, it's really scary. His jaw unhinges like a snake.

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Chim: Why did you put a normal-sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?

Ravi: I learned that from Buck!

Eddie: I need the carrot lore, please.

Buck: That's something Bobby used to do to make me laugh.

Hen: Is there a reason behind it?

Buck, smiling: The little carrots needed the adult supervision.

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instead of bugle mcu peter parker sells his pictures to/works for buzzfeed. all his articles about spiderman are titled like ‘Insanely Cool And Relevant Spider-Man Helps Out At Local Soup Kitchen’ and ‘Awesomely Powerful And Suave Vigilante Spider-Man Just Stopped A Crime Ring From Stealing All Of Tony Stark’s Shit’ and ‘Beloved Sweetheart And Icon Spider-Man Saved An Old Lady So She Bought Him A Churro (Pics Will Make Your Heart MELT!!) and ‘Photographic Proof That Spider-Man Is A Thousand Times Cooler Than The Queens Police Department’, stuff along those lines. He also makes Which Avenger Are You quizzes, and one time he was mad at Tony so he made a poll asking if Spider-Man or Iron Man were cooler, but he rigged it so no matter what the actual voting outcome it would always say 0% voted for Iron Man. 

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Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

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We've only got so much time / I'm pretty sure it would kill me / If you didn't know the pieces of me are pieces of you

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Bobby Nash might be dead on ABC, but he’s alive and well on AO3.

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Bobby! Bobby!

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4x04 / 8x15

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911 (2018–) 1.01: PILOT & 8.15: LAB RATS

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Bobby, I know I do dumb things sometimes and generally drive you crazy. You’re an important person in my life, Bobby. One of the most important.

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Re-watching 9-1-1 with my sister (she's watching it for the first time) And we're on 6×11 and I cried through the entire coma dream episode and my sister didn't get why I was crying so much and I couldn't exactly tell her that bobby DIED and I was mourning the fact that we never got the face to face "You're my kid." acknowledgement.

"I made you mad, and i made you cry. Made you laugh sometimes, you know? I drove you crazy, but i think you spent so much time trying to make sure I didnt get myself killed that it made you remember what it is to live."

Guys I want buck to get Bobby's rosary beads, he deserves atleast those after not going with Athena, May and Harry to Minnesota 😭😭

WHY have they not given us a buck reaction scene yet-

Like, we deserve atleast that after that "creative" decision, Where's the realism for a man who lost a father?