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Me: posts one thing about politics with #republican
Republicans: oMg sHE’s OnE oF Us wE mUst FoLLow HeR
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Y’all don't realize that if all the animals were huge due to more oxygen, then the human must've been huge too.

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.
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Twitter is dying
Facebook is dying
Vine is dead R.I.P
Tik Tok is slowly rising to the top
Fuck.
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fuck you and your puns

Finally figured out what carpooling is
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Don’t Judge Canada by its Radical Liberals
I was listening to a really liberal podcast called Hysteria and they said that they visited Canada and the people there said Canadians don’t celebrate Canada Day (which is NOT true btw). Moral of the story, judging Canada by its radical liberals is worse than judging a book by its cover.
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Some advice fro my grandpa about projects.
Step 1: Start
Step 2: Don’t stop
Step 3: Finish
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A happy person is not a person with a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes.
Hugh Downs
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