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“This book will tell the story of two wolves: the greatest wolf who ever lived and the one that was greater than him.” — From The Rise of Wolf 8: Witnessing the Triumph of Yellowstone’s Underdog, Rick McIntyre

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A Collection of My Favorite Parenthetical Asides in Disco Elysium:

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well i guess im not allowed back at the shooting range because the woke dipshits that own the place kept getting complaints that it was "concerning" and "uncomfortable" when i would tape a poster-sized photograph of my own face onto the target and land every single shot perfectly between the eyes

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"la venida de cristo" (the cumming of christ)

paintings by fabián chairez (mexico, born 1987) also available as a postcard set

his exhibition in mexico city is currently being targeted by extremist religious groups and christian groups are trying to sue him (X) for his work so i thought i would show all of tumblr

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Having parents who aren't as bad as they used to be is crazy cause they'll be sitting there doing some normal shit and you're like kubrick staring at them

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When you consider that Gollum is an extremely old man who's spent most of his life in solitary confinement with heroin being injected directly into his brain every day, he's really not that unreasonable

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hold on something just happened

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Ew i opened my heart and something crawled inside

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anyway you should always remember that all those foreigners you see dying on the news are just as real people as you are who have just as much interiority as you do. there is nothing about you that makes you more important and it is by pure chance that you are not in their position. in fact, this holds for all of history. every person, no matter the horror of the fate that befell them, had just as much interiority as you do. i feel like some people haven't fully internalized this.

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still thinking about wolf 21

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im at th parking lot attacking people with chains & scythes & shit

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when you learn about the wanton over-harvesting by the ocean fishing industry you start to feel a little insane tbh

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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

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bless you 🤧

i think that "claims to be pro life dies anyway" is the singular funniest phrase ever invented because there's just no coming back from that unless we suddenly get really good at necromancy

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