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DOCTORS HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK
Eat 72 raw quail eggs every night
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⎓𝙹⚍リ↸ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ∷ᔑᓭᓵᔑꖎ ᓵ∷ᔑ∴ꖎ╎リ⊣ ᔑʖ𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ╎リ ᒲ|| ⍑𝙹ᒲᒷ ᔑリ↸ ╎ℸ ̣ᓭ ℸ ̣𝙹𝙹 ⍑ᒷᔑ⍊|| ℸ ̣𝙹 !¡╎ᓵꖌ ⚍!¡ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ↸𝙹 ╎ ↸𝙹 ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ↸𝙹ᒷᓭ ╎ℸ ̣ᒷᔑℸ ̣????
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i think that the "i do not control the ____" memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is
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i drew a horse from memory one like and i will reveal my beautiful boy to the world
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wym i don’t know how to flirt? i literally tell you random and unimportant fun facts
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When I was a kid I thought there were so many more swear words than there are. But in actuality we get like. ten before it just turns into slurs. Deep down, I’m still disappointed.
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⚠️ ROAD WORK AHEAD ⚠️
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________________ SPEEDING FINES DOUBLED WHEN WORKERS PRESENT —————————
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⚠️ END ROAD WORK ⚠️
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I’m really glad that KC Green’s work is being more widely recognized after the whole “This is not fine” comic came out.
He’s been in the comic making game for a really long time and he has…a bit of a knack for creating things that are used as reaction images and never credited back to him.
He’s a really cool guy and a great artist and I HIGHLY recommend following his work.
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if tumblr dies you can find me acting on my best behaviour turn your back on mother nature everybody wants to rule the world
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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
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