“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free
126K notes
·
View notes
this may or may not be a fantasy writing exercise for me. please reblog
17K notes
·
View notes
96K notes
·
View notes
satire about capitalism isn’t funny anymore when actual ads start looking like this
82K notes
·
View notes
saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”
me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶
16K notes
·
View notes
As a kid, when your parents are poor, you're poor. If they don't have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone's parents are rich, that doesn't necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples' kids aren't rich kids, they're just some rich freak's exotic pets that can talk but aren't allowed to.
29K notes
·
View notes
i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever
241K notes
·
View notes
18K notes
·
View notes
Made the worst brownies ever created just now
31K notes
·
View notes
Congratulations to Marcille DungeonMeshi for achieving Pathetic Little Man status on tumblr, a hard glass ceiling for many female characters to break. I look forward to calling you my sopping wet beast and poor little meow meow for fandom days to come. Keep trucking babygirl, you'll bag Falin one day
16K notes
·
View notes
The Saint Paul Globe, Minnesota, July 10, 1887
4K notes
·
View notes
i mean this in the best way possible, i believe if you were a salad you'd just be a kilogram of lettuce leaves and 1 paper thin cucumber slice hidden somewhere in the middle
next time just slit me open from throat to taint
5K notes
·
View notes
its snooseday!!!!!! (snoopy tuesday)
49K notes
·
View notes