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beautiful women named extreme heat warning keep blowing up my phone
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oh yea, now i remember why i don’t come on here anymore…. this app genuinely sucks.
anyway, here’s a dog that i turned into peridot

#scrolling on my dash heats up my phone so much and it’s so laggy#this app makes my screen brightness flicker because of the overheating
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When a small mammal scrunches up and cleans its face and whiskers with its little hands very rapidly. I just wanted to give you that thought for a moment did u like it.
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do you ever look at a friend and feel soooooo affectionate
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one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly
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my cute little desk + all my figures :3c



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my coworker just text me and said he thinks he’s getting fired and that it was nice working with me, but i can’t say shit to him
manager cursed me with a secret that i can’t tell to anyone and i’m spiraling
#how do i even respond man#thing is he knows he fucked up so it won’t be too big of a surprise but still
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