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I’ve been playing a lot of No Man’s Sky and I had to stop because I got really sad. How do I find the space explorer booth at career fair. What do I tell my counselor

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the stress of the week is catching up to me now that i’m no longer locked in. i am locked out and the cold has full control

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HOOOOOOOOOOOLY SH*T

walt whitman

walt whitma

walt whitm

walt whit

walte whit

walter whit

walter white

WALT WHITMAN = WALTER WHITE??

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I'm currently testing the limits of my antidepressants by rewatching Breaking Bad

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i’m convinced they put subliminals in those youtube shorts

my youtube feed is infested with house md shorts and im sick of it

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deaf papis downfall must be studied

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in the woods like yeah,,, the sun. i no longer wish this was gonna blow up.

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ATTENTION ALL WOMEN: STOP SHAVING. STOP WEARING MAKEUP. SIT WITH YOUR LEGS SPREAD WIDE OPEN. EAT 3 FULL MEALS A DAY. THIS IS FOR FEMINISM.

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apparently this is an actual thing in the show. i did not know that i just like walt whitman

walt whitman

walt whitma

walt whitm

walt whit

walte whit

walter whit

walter white

WALT WHITMAN = WALTER WHITE??

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my youtube feed is infested with house md shorts and im sick of it

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walt whitman

walt whitma

walt whitm

walt whit

walte whit

walter whit

walter white

WALT WHITMAN = WALTER WHITE??

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me playing minecraft

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one of my boyfriends friends unironically picked up the phone and said “yo, yo! yoo!”

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actually dad, i think i WILL stand in front of the microwave. i’m maximizing my radiation dosage. I’m radiation maxxing

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one day off in the middle of the week is evil. what do you mean i have to go back :(

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you’re not a wasteland you just need to sit outside and listen to the birds. you’re not a wasteland you just need to change your clothes and put some socks on. you’re not a wasteland you just need to open your blinds (my moms favorite.)

you are not a wasteland you just need ibuprofen and a hot bath and a shower and a nutritious meal and some water and some fresh air and to do something productive and to do something creative and to do something that takes physical exertion and to do something social