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pekodayz · 3 days
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pekodayz · 7 days
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hey dumbass 2014 was 10 years ago. how does that make you feel. 552 was 1,472 years ago but i bet you don't care about that as much
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pekodayz · 7 days
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Stop this. My dick hurts. My dick hurts, and you're hurting me.
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pekodayz · 10 days
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so many little bits of comic relief to be experienced in digital art. for example, selecting the eraser brush and it's set to an absurd size far too large for what you're trying to erase. maybe if artists took this into consideration more they wouldnt be so depressed/anxious/etc
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pekodayz · 10 days
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i just invented an adderall that you take once and it works forever but then i crushed it up and let it blow away in the wind and also i forgot how to make it
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pekodayz · 10 days
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walking into a college lecture with a designer briefcase and loudly slamming it down on my desk then opening it up and the only thing inside is a phone that i pull out and browse instagram reels with for the entire class
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pekodayz · 10 days
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So just to go over a couple facts with everybody, my narrow face and receding chin are a sign of immense intelligence. Furthermore, my flat midface, smooth philtrum and small eyes are indicative of a royal "dragons blood" lineage. VERY frustrating to see my recent photos described as "miserable mouth breather with a FASD" Im incredibly fuckable and can detect life force energies due to the aforementioned dragons blood lineage factor
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pekodayz · 12 days
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*in the 2020s* he would do numbers on twitter *in the 2010s* he would get shares on his blog *in the 1990s* he would be a wiz on the multi-user dungeon *in the 1950s* he would get ratings on the television *in the 1930s* he would command the masses on the radio *in the 1880s* he would do dots and dashes on the telegram *in the 1790s* he would do arm signals on the semaphore *in the 1600s* his prints would be distributed widely *in the 1400s* he would sound the trumpet in battle *in the 700s* his words would be passed down by oral tradition *in the 300s* he would do smoke signals in the sky *in the neolithic* his artifacts would enter the archeological record *in the pliocene* his bones would be preserved in the sediment *in the mezozoic* he would do permineralization in mineral rich groundwater *in the paleoarchean* he would facilitate recombination of his genome *in the hadean* his molecules would self replicate in the early ocean *in the matter dominated era* his stellar nursery would collapse into a star and an orbiting cloud of dust *in the cosmological dark ages* quantum fluctuations in his density would form the first cosmological structures *10^-32 seconds after the big bang* his elementary particles would dominate in baryogenesis *in the plank epoch* he would do cosmic inflation in the energy dense early universe *10^-43 seconds after the big bang* he would be
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pekodayz · 12 days
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Hi this is your doordasher. I left it on the porch and I am watching you bend over from my car. I am Freaky.
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pekodayz · 12 days
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pekodayz · 12 days
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pekodayz · 12 days
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pekodayz · 12 days
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Pictures like this were everywhere back in my day but now theyre all gone
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pekodayz · 12 days
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pekodayz · 13 days
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style swap swag
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pekodayz · 14 days
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