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anybody else in the club feeling this one

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when youve been suffering your ed for years and see a newbie say "i cant wait to reach my gw so i can eat whatever i want!!!"

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ok anyway [starts projecting]

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laptop at 13% battery: i cant take it anymore!!!!! (dies)

phone at 1% battery:

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its really crazy how people love to blorbopost about how their blorbo is a War Criminal Scrunkly but those same people will act like you ate their dog if you so much as imply that scrunkly has any textual relation to sexual violence

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If I was a shitty rich streamer like xcq or mirBeast I’d go full Scrooge arc. Like, act like a public dipshit for a whole year then on Christmas Eve have three ghosts interrupt my stream & after that plant one million fuckTrees or something and lobby for higher taxes for the rich. Idk. I think we need more magic in the world. Where are the muppets

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i think itd be nice to be a goat or satyr. id love to eat an aluminum can someday

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there are many benefits to being a marine biologist

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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

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and hast thou slain the jabberwock?

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tonight was supposed to be different

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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triggered my ed again accidentally yippieeeeee