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??? we love fat tummies here idiot

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at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

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Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

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i just wanted to be a regular fan i didn’t choose this

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stuck in a timeloop called i just have to get through this week

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I need to get sandwiched between two people that share me like prey.

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"I can fix him" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP ILL TAKE HIM HOW HE IS, ILL LOVE HIM DESPITE HIS FLAWS, ILL CARE FOR HIM THE WAY NO ONE ELSE COULD

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I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

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Nothing I’ve read has changed me more than “you do people a favor by accepting their help” like I repeat this constantly to so many people because it’s true!!! People like to feel useful, they like to feel kind, they like to feel like they have an ability to impact people’s lives so just let them!! Not everything is a thing to be owed back — accept people’s kindness without making a competition out of it

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weird and off-putting but endearingly so

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"Are you good in bed?" No, I can't sleep.

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my new hobby is saying “sorry I’ve been in a weird place recently” like I’ve ever been in a normal place to begin with

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could not be a hockey player. Big man backs me up to a wall and says you wanna go? I'm getting my wires crossed so bad I go for open mouth kissing do not put me in coach I'll fail in ways previously unknown to science