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I’ve seen a lot of people looking around for this recently so here it is, the official karaoke track of Children Record that was included on the Children Record single. If you’d like to download it, you can do so here.
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okay i’ve just had such a perfect idea for the layout of a wedding ceremony that i drew a diagram and will now describe it
so a traditional set up for a ceremony would look like this, with the audience lined up in front of the couple, and divided in the middle to make a path for the bride to come down and be given away by her father to the groom
instead, i propose (ohhh puns) a set up more like this:
where the audience is on either side (which halves the distance that the farthest person is from the action) and at the same time you can have each half of the couple come down aisles on opposite sides and both be given away by their parents to each other (which takes away all the gross sexist and hetero-normative crap)
just… isn’t that way better???
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Finally some good fucking news
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HRKBQOEHQLS JO WOWHO1HWKWBDKJQOSHAKD HI WODHWKDHAKIE!!
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i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just. that’s just what men are like
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Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"
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oh gods it was parents evening again tonight..
other parents: how did you do that?
Me:do what?
Other parents: your teenager is eating a salad..
Me:i never forced him eat, now he will pretty much eat anything…except chicken casserole which we both agree is gross
Other parents:we don’t get it.
Me: our only rules are bed at eleven on a school night and don’t hack any important government agencies.
Other parents: you don’t restrict screen time?
Me: you know 95% of kids will self regulate, given the chance?
Other parents: thats not true
Me: have you tried it?
other parents:…but, now he’s reading 1984
Me: he has had a university reading level since he was 12, what am i going to do censor his reading material?
other Parents: what if he reads something you don’t approve of..
Me: i fail to see your reasoning…
Me: you know he cooks too..it’s our mother/son time, we talk about his friends…
other Parents: he talks??
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Even witches have lab partners! What were your favorite subjects in school? Mine were – predictably – English and art, but I also liked science. 📚🎨🔬 I would’ve liked it even more if we somehow got to make little kitty blobs! ✨
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I hope this shows ok!
Flareon run cycle I made back in April thanks to lots of help from some awesome folks down at the Pixeljoint and Pixelation forums! I’ve micromanaged this a lot, so I probably won’t do anymore to it unless something really bad sticks out. Nonetheless, I’m still willing to hear how it can be better for next time.
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from february!
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Illustration from the .dsd/V art book
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