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Skateistan

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I didn't grow up in a small town, I moved to one though, and this post is accurate, though I would add that everyone is also drunk.

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

People who didn’t grow up in small towns

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unleash hell for just $1.50

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"Are you dating anyone," the assistant asked me. "Yes, obviously," I said with irritation as I analyzed the remaining radioactive carbon in the ancient corpse before me. I am an archeologist

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Neil deGrasse Tyson is not impressed with all your sexism.

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This is so me in Fallout 3, I cannot disappoint my dad, he is Liam Neeson! And also Dragon Age, I <3 Alistair.

shoutout to those gamers that tried to be a bad person in an rpg but can’t because you’re too nice of a person

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Hey, it's that time again...when I remember that tumblr exists!

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I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it.

A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. Glad I’m not the only one. (via stillkickin)

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So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made this status today...

I’m quite pleased with this.

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Current Doctor Who is like an ex-boyfriend I used to have a great time with and am still kind of into but lately he keeps being an asshole so it’s awkward every time I see him

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FANGIRL CHALLENGE ♔ ten male characters {6/10}

↬ Tristan Thorn (Stardust, 2007)

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