He is my favorite character
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You’re placed in a room with an animal. The door is closed and you cannot leave. The animal is completely calm and has no intent of harming you. You are in no danger unless you provoke the animal in some way.
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Let fimd out what a penis is
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Together
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can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light
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My boss said "that will probably take you the rest of your shift" when he left the office but I'm done with the report and I have like an hour left of my shift ☹️☹️☹️
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there's a very thin line between bodyguard boyfriend and trophy wife and Crowley is balancing on it like a goddamn funambulist
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thinking... about... um
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Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate
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cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”
its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way
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a helpful tutorial
I was taking with my friend about good omens and we were wondering how the hell aziraphale-as-crowley managed to get into that bath without getting his socks wet and so I drew this ‘helpful’ guide.
I like to imagine that all the demons had to just awkwardly stand around watching him clamber around getting into this bathtub… @neil-gaiman can you confirm?
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Live action Katara would never.
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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
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girl are you coffee because you make me . nervous but i loveyou
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watching atla for the first time
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