pirateshelly
pirateshelly
Too Much Sanity May Be Madness
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pirateshelly · 3 days ago
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when I think about armand and louis stalking daniel for those 50 years I think about them like. watching him through a window while he’s trying and failing to crack an egg at 11pm on a thursday and judging him So Hard
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pirateshelly · 4 days ago
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pirateshelly · 6 days ago
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childhood boredom nurtures creativity in people. every kind of creativity. boredom is neurologically healthy because it creates an absence that the brain has to expand to fill. it exercises the mind. someone who had an ipad shoved at them every time they were bored as a child, when their brain was extremely plastic, will literally never reach the creative potential they otherwise could have. they have been wired instead to seek instant gratification always, deep focus never. stopping boredom in its tracks permanently severs brain connections that would have otherwise developed. entire generational talents have already been muted or wiped out by this neurotic obsession with preventing boredom
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pirateshelly · 6 days ago
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pirateshelly · 6 days ago
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the tragedy of iwtv stems from a lot of factors, but we don't talk enough about one of them being that Santiago was simply too racist to swallow his pride and beg for a threesome.
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pirateshelly · 6 days ago
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pirateshelly · 6 days ago
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One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.
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pirateshelly · 7 days ago
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Perfect fit
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pirateshelly · 7 days ago
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There was a reviewer or commenter who said "I always keep track of how many mistakes the protagonist makes and after three, I stop reading the story and never look back".
I think about that person pretty frequently. We read for our own enjoyment, and therefore there's no wrong way to read a book so long as you're enjoying yourself, but ... maybe I don't actually believe that. Maybe there are wrong ways to read a book, and this guy found one.
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pirateshelly · 7 days ago
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When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying
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pirateshelly · 7 days ago
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The chrysanthemums in the garden faded long ago...
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pirateshelly · 8 days ago
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Cubs of the Rekero pride immersed in playful bliss as Kiliya, one of the males of the pride, has a peaceful nap. Shot on an overcast January afternoon in the Savanna as a drizzle was setting in.
Sleeping dad and cubs Matira Bush Camp, Maasai Mara, Kenya Photographed by Ishwar Chandra Mudegowdar
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pirateshelly · 8 days ago
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I decided to wait for all of wheel of time season 3 to come out so I wouldn't have to wait too long between episodes and am now proceeding to watch it at possibly an even slower pace 😭
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pirateshelly · 8 days ago
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 1x01 In Throes Of Increasing Wonder
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pirateshelly · 8 days ago
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piggy dippin'
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pirateshelly · 8 days ago
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contrary to popular belief not everyone has an innate sense of internal gender or care to have one or seek a name for it, some people go their whole lives without questioning their occupation in one of two gender roles, but for some people, if pressed, they don’t feel that internal sense of ‘i am a woman’ or ‘i am a man’, and in that case i feel the switch over to transgender vs cisgender relies on active identification of a gender other than the one they were assigned. if someone’s like ‘idk dude I just work here’ then that’s valid
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pirateshelly · 11 days ago
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Is that gay couple really assimilationist in the sense that they argue that all gay and people should abandon all aspects of gay and trans culture or are they like married and have a house.
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