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chris martin accidentally exposing a CEO for cheating with his employee via a kiss cam at a coldplay concert is the funniest thing i’ve heard in a while
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Well, folks, the numbers are in. We're in a committed relationShip with @ao3org, and it's called...drumroll...TagTeam! ao3blr was a VERY close second, so go ahead and use that tag too, ya crazy kids.
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cure of ra
#actually you know what#Rah in my language literally the word mold/fungus#SO#yeah that rah sure can cure
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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama
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There are horse women on all of my Social Media
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I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.
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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches
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She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster
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