that bit in the first avengers movie where captain america says to hulk that he can go hog wild but instead of him saying ‘hulk… smash’ he says ‘you may smash it. Once.’
also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence