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many on here need to be learning this lesson

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it's July 18th

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Taskmaster is legitimately the best show ever like. Five comedians compete for zero money and minimal prestige, which means they're all there to have fun and cause chaos and you can tell that theyre all enjoying it. The two hosts have a weird psychosocial bdsm dynamic and they make it everyone's problem and they both actively consent to it and enjoy it. They have fancy chairs and a house on a golf course that get destroyed regularly. Everyone embarrasses themselves and has a great time doing it. The host whos the "sub" and regularly gets verbally and at times physically abused by every single person on the show organizes everything including a large portion of the abuse. They put every single episode for free on youtube along with lots of bonus content so that every single person can watch it. They have a ton of memes and references and Easter eggs hidden all around but it doesnt limit your enjoyment if you miss something. You find yourself rooting for a special little guy but its equally fun when your special little guy looses. You can pop it on in the background and tune in when you see something funny and laugh but it also makes great background noise. They even have a cow.

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everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

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Underrated moment

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Anti-piracy ad from 2004

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wheres that picture of like the performers at the bolshoi or somewhere reading about gagarin going into space during intermission while all still in costume

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i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

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he's actually never been cuter (I say this every time he appears)

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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

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14: nooo I invoked a superstition at the edge of the universe... I let things into our reality... the salt barrier line didn't even work...

7: lmao yeah magic is real. now, Ace, stay inside a chalk circle and protect Excalibur for me while I yell at people from another universe on a battlefield. by the way I'm Merlin (or I will be at some point)

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Hiii Doctor Who Tumblr (idk what it's called here I'm so used to Twitter)

Did you know I might be a little bit insane

Cause I have made a slideshow

A very

Very

Very

Long

Longer

Even longer

Longer than most people think

Not the longest but probably up there

Slideshow

Made of every single episode, not going over the novels, comics, and audio dramas unless they are needed to be referenced in some way

I also go over the 1960's Dalek movies a little bit, a bit of the spinoffs INCLUDING K9 AND COMPANY

The episodes may be reworded synopsis from the wiki, but I made this for my coworkers

I also go over the regeneration in a silly way, what I do NOT go over is 14 and 15 because one of the managers who loves doctor who has SOMEHOW STILL NOT SEEN THE NEW STUFF

Some of the you NEED to view in sideshow mode

Anyways, here's the slideshow :))

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the one thing i love more than anything else is using they/them or she/her pronouns for the "male" doctors. partly because it gets certain people very angry ("you can't she/her the seventh doctor, he's a man!" close, sylvester mccoy is a man. the doctor, however, is a genderless alien and also a fictional character that i can project whatever i want onto) and partly just for the love of the game. something just brings me great joy about saying the third doctor is a they/them or using feminine terms for the twelfth doctor or implying the first doctor uses any pronouns because he's only recently been introduced to the concept of gender by living with ian and barbara. what can i say, i love gender fuckery and the doctor is the perfect candidate for pronoun shenanigans

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the one thing i love more than anything else is using they/them or she/her pronouns for the "male" doctors. partly because it gets certain people very angry ("you can't she/her the seventh doctor, he's a man!" close, sylvester mccoy is a man. the doctor, however, is a genderless alien and also a fictional character that i can project whatever i want onto) and partly just for the love of the game. something just brings me great joy about saying the third doctor is a they/them or using feminine terms for the twelfth doctor or implying the first doctor uses any pronouns because he's only recently been introduced to the concept of gender by living with ian and barbara. what can i say, i love gender fuckery and the doctor is the perfect candidate for pronoun shenanigans

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seventh doctor in glasses... save me.. seventh doctor in glasses. save me seventh doctor in glasses.

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