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Diversity win! The horniest person you know is on the asexual spectrum

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how do you kiss with no lips?? 👄

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it’s like you’re being ratatouilled but the rat is your shame

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Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭

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I bet you wish my tongue woke you up this morning instead of your alarm.

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Cigarettes should be waterproof and windproof and earth proof and fireproof

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A simple life is a privilege

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“are you okay” no bro i constantly feel like i am too much but simultaneously not enough