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you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

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I am LOSING IT over this gif they both look equally surprised that jotaro blocked that punch

(Credit for the gif to @porunareff )

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IM LOSING MY MIND?? WHERE DID THE BREAD COME FROM. WHY IS IT SIDEWAYS. WHAT IS HAPPENING

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Today’s aesthetic: open world RPGs where it’s extremely obvious that the writers didn’t actually intend for it to be super gay, they just straight up forgot that it’s possible for the player character to be a girl.

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the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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grovyle is the only one in this team who takes things seriously i will not be convinced otherwise

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WHAT

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gulusgammamon

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Best Tumblr Responses 

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Hiro: “Also mom wants a divorce.”

Hokuto: “What”

(Prevents killing to minimal degrees of success)

SORRY FOR THE CONSTANT UPLOADS RAAAH!!! Genuinely not sure if Hokuto knew about Gulus I feel like there’s a good chance he did which makes him father of the year CLEARLY. Ah yes, let me offload a deadly space emo onto my son. Least Hiro got Gammamon out of it and I’m a sucker for found family.

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Oh yes, this planet has very responsible adults

Inspired by this twitter post