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Where's Aurora?

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....you guys also feel too nervous about choosing what to give to your fiancee, so you decide to screw choosing and just gift them everything?...

no?... yeah I thought that...

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🥺

oh... of course! well... the first thing is pretty easy...

"He flips the puppy to face his direction" hmm... yeah. it's a boy. ahh... I thing he has ticks, which not the problem. bit of fleas. we probably should get rid of the ticks first... ears in the good condition. I need to run some blood tests, but no wounds or rush

Hello Mr Corvus ~ (^^) 🖤

(*walks in holding a little puppy*)

How are you Sir?

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good, ah-..... .... this is... this is a puppy...

is this... is this yours? nice pet... totally not jealous...

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:0

🥺

ok.... "Holds the baby"

now I'm taking care of the puppy.... 🥺🥺

"Stands there for hour straight with the 🥺 face"

Hello Mr Corvus ~ (^^) 🖤

(*walks in holding a little puppy*)

How are you Sir?

- @ask-lain-blair

good, ah-..... .... this is... this is a puppy...

is this... is this yours? nice pet... totally not jealous...

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yes... yes of course...

"Pets the puppy and almost immediately melts"

....

....🥺

yeah totally not jealous

Hello Mr Corvus ~ (^^) 🖤

(*walks in holding a little puppy*)

How are you Sir?

- @ask-lain-blair

good, ah-..... .... this is... this is a puppy...

is this... is this yours? nice pet... totally not jealous...

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Hello Mr Corvus ~ (^^) 🖤

(*walks in holding a little puppy*)

How are you Sir?

- @ask-lain-blair

good, ah-..... .... this is... this is a puppy...

is this... is this yours? nice pet... totally not jealous...

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Some Actually Useful Questions to Get to Know Your OC Part Two

↳ What lie do they tell themselves to sleep at night? Seriously. What’s the little piece of denial that keeps them functioning? Do they pretend they don’t care what people think? Tell themselves they’re over that one person? Convinced they’re not the villain of someone else’s story? We all lie to ourselves; your OC is no exception.

↳ What’s their emotional kryptonite? A specific thing that absolutely shatters them, like someone crying? Being ignored? Praise from a parent figure? The sound of an old song? The smell of something nostalgic? Find it and use it against them (lovingly, of course).

↳ When do they feel the most alive? Is it mid-battle, mid-baking, mid-breakup? Does adrenaline light them up, or do they find joy in the quiet, mundane things, like folding laundry while listening to sad girl music? This can reveal a LOT about what drives them.

↳ What would totally ruin their day? A bad haircut? Someone touching their stuff? Or is it something deeper, like being reminded of their failures, or seeing someone else succeed where they couldn’t?

↳ Who do they think they should be? And who are they really? This one’s juicy. Do they think they should be a hero, but keep acting like a villain?

↳ What’s the one thing they’d never admit out loud, even under duress? The shameful thought. The inappropriate desire. The thing they desperately want but don’t think they deserve. DONT FORGET: Characters are built on what they repress.

↳ What are they petty about? Don’t pretend your OC is above this, I mean everyone’s petty about something. Do they hold grudges over stolen pens? Get irrationally jealous of someone’s hair? Still mad about a game of Uno from 2007? Petty makes them fucking real.

↳ How do they act when they think no one’s watching? Do they let their mask slip? Dance around the kitchen? Talk to their cat in baby voice? Cry a little?

↳ What would make them snap? Where is the breaking point? What line has to be crossed for them to finally say “Enough”? Is it injustice? Betrayal? Feeling powerless? You’ll know you’ve found it when it scares you a little (Or a lot).

↳ If they had a theme song, what would it be? No, seriously. The vibe of a character’s soundtrack says a lot. Is it Angsty indie rock? Bubblegum pop masking deep pain? Make a playlist. Your OC will tell you who they are... <3

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Simple OC Ask List 3.

Is your OC superstitious? Are there some things they purposefully avoid from a fear of bad luck?

Does your OC keep their living space (or workplace or base of operations) tidy and organised? Or is it messy and utterly chaotic? Can they easily find things when they need them?

How good is your OC at following the plot of books (or films or plays etc)? Do they frequently need things explaining to them?

What is the pettiest thing your OC has ever done? Are they embarrassed about it now?

To which place does your OC most yearn to return? Would this be possible, even for a short time? Or is the way back closed forever?

Does your OC collect specific things? Is there any practical purpose behind them doing so, or is it just a hobby?

Is your OC ever truly relaxed? Or do they always have one eye on their surroundings and a weapon hidden about their person?

Is there one particular food that your OC absolutely loathes and would never eat, unless all other options were unavailable?

Is your OC able to pick up on subtle sexual signals and realise when someone is flirting with them? Or do they remain completely oblivious? Or perhaps they just pretend to be...

Does your OC prefer the sensation of cooling down in hot weather (perhaps with a cool breeze and icy drink), or the sensation of warming up in cold weather (perhaps wrapped in a cosy blanket with a hot beverage)?

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OC Ask Game! 💜

🍿 What is your OC's favourite snack to get at the theater? Why?

🧶 Does your OC like to do any crafts? What kinds?

🏕️ Describe your OC's ideal camping trip!

🌪️ When has your OC been the most upset? What were the circumstances?

🌞 What makes your OC the happiest?

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please don't....

How would your oc react to finding out they’re the chosen one?

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// ooc

Stubborn asshole who can't stay in bed for too long. Especially when there's epidemic going around.

He knows how to handle his symptoms. He know he won't die if he just fight through it on ibuprofen.

He hates unneeded attention to himself. Ignores it or tries to lie, so no one would even dare to do this. He's not playing when he's on the record levels of fever. He's also won't admit even if the room will start melting from visual hallucinations

OC Question

Your OC has come down with a really bad cold/the flu!

Are they a good patient, or are they stubbornly trying to push through it to continue working? Are they prone to self pity, or do they enjoy the increased attention and play it up a bit? (i.e: pretending to be worse than they are or sick for longer than they actually are.)

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Hey Boss man!(*￣∇￣*) it's been TO long since you bothered me and asked me for stuff! 🎀🎀🩷

Well? I'm waiting!

Give me something to do! I'm bored!!(T^T)

(BTW! remember the time you forced me to stick meat down Stan's throat. 👁👁 I almost died you, know (￣□￣;)!!✨️

- @luna-loves-senku ~♡🎀♡

oh... "Looks at the urine samples" hehehehehen >:) I know what I can put on you

have fun testing the pee hehahaa! freedom!

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being a doctor means taking quick action...

...It's in my nature to just scream for Crane and go check on my close one. I am no fighter or defuser. i'd quickly go to insults, but first i'll make sure that whoever it is that got punch receives a treatment. I am friends with girls too... and I have sisters. I know there are some combat ready woman, but mostly they don't await the hit to face...

OC Question

Someone has just punched your OC's closest friend/their partner/close family member/etc right across the face, right in front of them!

What is your OCs immediate first reaction? Do they turn to their loved one first to check on them? Do they question or retaliate against the assailant? Perhaps they try and defuse the situation? Maybe violence makes them freeze in place?

Bonus Question: Would their reaction change depending on which of their loved ones was attacked?

Bonus question for OCs who would retaliate: How quickly do they do so? Do they start with yelling, or immediately strike back? Would someone have to stop them, or do they have good control of themselves?

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sh-shut up.... will you take my therapy session or not?..... >////<

reblog if you’re a sick fuck

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...damn, you look like you could use some... extra therapy then~

"Remembers they smash now. Covers his red face with embarrassment" i-if you want to of course....

reblog if you’re a sick fuck

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I love you 🥺

...am I the asshole to leave like a half of colony without their appendix?

I, male (46), have suffered an abuse people allegedly called vivisection which in fact was just ripping my entire organs by democratic vote (screw the politics). so I waited till night and I snuck in their chambers and ripped their entire appendix out.

results? two had appendix inflammation so I just left them be. they'll suffer later. the other one's now can have different kinds of liver problems and chronic constipation. and I made sure of it

also I sterilized two extremely annoying individuals who's name I forgot but I remember their extreme earning for "amputating my limbs" and "ripping my eyelids off". I will get to my brother later.

so.... aita? - @plain-drcorvus-account

NTA. You took half my liver and it was the most exhilarating experience of my life. These people should feel honoured to have you near their organs, regardless of context.

Please vivisect me. I would love it if you studied my insides.

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AITA for jeopardising our alliance?

I (32M) was approached by an environmentalist called Kiyoshi (21(?)M) who was immediately extremely fucking annoying. He wouldn't shut his mouth about how our infrastructure is damaging the land, and specifically our sewers. He went so far as to ask if he could take my (specifically my) shit and treat it to make it either environmentally friendly or drinkable. It's unclear which.

So I told him that I would ingest as many chemicals as I possibly could and shit all over his stupid little kingdom.

AITA? - @drpercival

...nope. you always right, my love... screw the kids. they can have ebola if they're messing with you

shitting all over their kingdom? yeah i'm joining :∆