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I DEFINITELY love this game!

Thanks to Hel, I finally found these two and oh my god...

Honestly, I hate Samael in btd, but Samael here is so cute!

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So yesterday i was busy scrolling on pinterest, y'know just looking through anything that picked my interest. And at the time i went on brain blast, remembering back to this one comment that is in my 'Rire as Mami' drawing on pinterest.

I find it funny that someone's comment on my pin became an idea for my next art..

So here i drew Fem! Rire dressed up as Navia from Genshin Impact. YES. YOU READ THAT RIGHT. 😭🫵 i thought about drawing Fem! Rire wear a different outfit than Rire. She kinda look good in Navia's outfit tho..

It took me hours and 2 days to finish this single drawing while trying my best to draw the outfit and making sure everything's on point before i could post this. (☍﹏⁰)..

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Drawing ElectricPuke's characters from memory :3

(you'll never guess my favourite 🤭)

BEHOLD!!! THE WHOLE PIECE

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i feel like the fourth of july…. or a strange german man (woman?) forced into prostitution.

acen day two was something!! my umi wig doesn’t fit my big fucking head so i’m stuck with sanbo ashi no neko strade!! it’s not bad tho, i can have my tits out and my thong OUTTTTT. but it’s fun! i like it!

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SO FUCKING CUTE!

I'm ready to adopt this boy!

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I tried the Scott Pilgrim art style on Derek… or at least I tried 😅

Warning: 18+ game fanart, not for minors!

Character belongs to Gabobob.

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a month has passed. I can't stop laughing at those penises…

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Akira Kojima Info Dump 🐍

An archive of canon Akira information from EP’s old blogs!

Check my page for other characters! Screenshots under the cut:

There is some text between the screenshots this time!

Disclaimer: EP made a lot of confusing lore for a dozen different AU’s involving the twins. This archive is mainly for things in the BTD universe or those adjacent to it. Other note: EP had a few blogs that they used for character roleplay. “Nagakira” is sometimes used as Akira talking to the viewer, but the information is still canon because EP wrote it. “Doctor-dollmaker” is Sano.

Note: Akira is 20-21 in the first BTD game, and had just started his mercenary work within the last year or so.

It’s unconfirmed (that I’m aware of) but implied that in the BTD universe Akira’s relationship with his work is slightly different, given that he started younger due to the AU age difference. He didn’t have those extra 5 years to get involved with lots of side characters.

If you want to see his dicks in naga form like I’m sure some of you do, you can see it on my pillowfort ;) Be warned it’s obviously very nsfw.

Some general facts about him:

The twins both have plasma based powers; fire and lightning.

Akira has black scales in snake form while Sano has white. As a naga, Akira has more muscle and is built for constriction while Sano is slimmer but has deadly venom. Akira only has small fangs.

A lot of early art showed him having a close relationship with Farz (most likely why Farz is dating Vincent— who is/was Akira— in BTD2). I’ll touch more on this in part two. Speaking of, there will definitely be part two!

Also sorry for using Gato’s art instead of EP’s for the title pic but that artwork just captures him so well I couldn’t not do it ^^;

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Lamb gives a second tongue lick when K.al is around

She taste like poppy flower. 🪽

Anyway, lil doodle for @belovedlamb !! (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ featuring K.AL 🪽

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Lamb always has the dumbest expressions ever, he looks like a goldfish.

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calling all the other rire stans out

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Agreed, we need to depict Strade for what he really is. An old, obese, hairy, man who spends most of the time in the basement😂

I need more realistic Strade in my life. I'm talking ugly 30 year old creep. Not conventionally attractive anime boy, I mean, fucked up hair and fat, watching u from afar type shit

Like.

we need to make more of these.

(Credit gatobob)

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False Principles

WARNINGS: Religious themes, implied child neglect, Cain being Cain, minor flashback. Reader beware

We never said Cain was a good father Word count: 396

note: Sano and Akira are both around 8-10 years old? I have a semi-in-depth fic I plan on pushing out soon to shed light on what the twins experienced during their time with Cain. Questions are encouraged. read between the lines (yes this was posted on ao3 leave me ALONE)

“Heaven is never complete,” Cain boasts, wine glass in hand. It’s half empty. “Without compromise.” The crimson liquid swirls with the glass as the fallen angel lazily tilts it, analyzing it like it’s been tampered with. Cain lounges on the plush crimson sofa, barely paying attention to his two adopted sons as he speaks aloud. He knows only one of them is listening, and he couldn’t be happier. His oldest, Sano, never spoke up against him; Why would he? Cain was the perfect example of a role model! He taught both of his boys how to defend themselves with weapons and magic, telling them that it should only be used within reason.

Cain stands behind Sano, the young boy struggling to hold the blade with one hand. “Everything in moderation, my dear,” Cain coos. He’s uncomfortably close to Sano, making the smaller inch forward every so often. “I trust you can do far better than your other half.” A threat disguised as praise. Cain’s secret way of forcing his son into quiet submission.

Sano’s arm shakes, his little hand trying its best to hold the handle of the blade. It’s far larger than what he can grasp, threatening to snap his little wrist. “I..I can’t hold it…” Sano mutters, afraid to speak any louder in fear of being scolded for being outspoken. “It’s too heavy, father, I can’t-” In the few moments that Sano speaks, his wrist gives out, and the blade clatters to the ground.Cain whistles at Sano to gain his attention once more, the younger snapping back into reality relatively quickly. He was lost in thought, that’s all. “I’m sorry, Father, forgive me.” Sano’s voice is small and reserved. For being so young, he’s mature and quiet. A perfect model of what Cain could’ve been. “And what could’ve possibly been on your mind while I am speaking to you, Dear?” “...Nothing important. Please, continue, Father.”

Cain hums, pleased with Sano’s response. “Very well. If you get distracted again, I am not against giving you a very well-deserved punishment.” Cain smirks, his golden eyes seemingly piercing Sano’s gray. The conversation ends there with Cain growing bored of his favorite son, pulling himself off the sofa and disappearing into the kitchen.

Cain never finished his lesson on Heaven’s principles; maybe that was the point. The twins don’t see him for a week after that.

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COMMISSION!

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