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best part of KPop Demon Hunters is all the ridiculous faces the girls make

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An illustration for @thighsofp 's amazing fic "We two". Loved it!

Read it here , or check out the original post with all the tags ( but don't be fooled by the description :) Oh right, the fic's rating is explicit, you've been warned.

I really enjoyed working on this piece. I tried to carefully place every detail.. just to be left with all this empty space in the middle. Oh well! And that's how this happened (looks ominous but so cliché) :

Anyway, I hope you like it!

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Concept: in a setting where vampires exist and can only be harmed by symbols of faith (crucifixes, etc.), a James Randi-style skeptic/supernatural debunker witnesses his family murdered by vampires, and dedicated his life to hunting down what he believes are a cabal of ordinary serial killers with a blood fetish and some cheap plastic fangs. They die when he shoots them with an ordinary gun, granted holy status by the sheer force of his belief that they are actually just ordinary humans who will die when shot.

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my fave writing reminder

honestly, this phrase has been on my mind more times than i can count. i've kidnapped it, taken it as a hostage with no ransom money because i need it to live permanently in my head.

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why is this framed all cutesy??

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Hey, everyone. I stopped posting fundraisers many years ago after finding out most of them were scams.

Milo’s Sanctuary is the real deal. They do amazing work and save the most challenged special needs kitties at their sanctuary in Palmdale, California.

They are at risk of closing down unless they get immediate funding.

Please consider donating a few dollars to this wonderful organization and their permanent residents. Some of them need round the clock care.

Milo's Sanctuary, Inc. is a non-profit 501(c)(3) founded on the belief that all cats deserve a second chance at life, especially those that have physical disabilities, are seniors, have a terminal illness, or have been abused and need someone to care for, love, and understand them.

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my new thing whenever an embarrassing memory jumps up out of some backwater neuron to t-bone my present-day thought process is to declare a statute of limitations. like i can burn down an entire building in the state where i live and the law deems it both unfair and illegal to prosecute me after six years have passed, i think that thing i said in high school can be expunged from my record.

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rednote is the only good social media because its the only one that consistently shows me lambs from xinjiang in little hats

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man, I love this character so much! [fills them with a deep and inescapable yearning which they don’t know how to fill or even name]

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hi i'm ff00ff and i'm a music computer making computer music

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my sincerest wish is that everyone know about the john c. campbell folk school in brasstown north carolina. where you can sign up to take classes taught by folk artists in literally every possible category of folk art. theyve got blacksmithy, traditional beadwork, lacemaking, instrument making, folkloric oral history. you name it, they teach it. literally everyting. its so awesome.

EDIT: you can also take classes online for as low a fee as $10 for a few hours of instruction over video call. they also host an annual folk festival where you can learn the basics for free by going in person <- how i learned to weave

SECOND EDIT: this place is alsp pretty close to cherokee and the ancestral homeland of the cherokee people, so they have a lot of classes and lectures about cherokee folk craft too

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No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny

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“you know, the fact is, nobody knew that they were prosthetic legs. They were the star of the show - these wooden boots peeking out from under this raffia dress - but in fact, they were actually legs made for me."

Aimee Mullins for Alexander McQueen S/S 1999

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in fanfiction we must sometimes ask ourselves not if he would do that but under what conditions would he would do that

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so many ppl on tiktok will be like 'look at my epic style glow up omg my style used to be so cringe' and it just shows them wearing clothes that were in fashion in 2015 and then clothes that are in fashion now like baby that's what happens when u don't have ur own sense of style