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Martin is so fckng self centered i can't even lmao

He doesn't show respect and apologize to the team with the drama he and his manager caused 😭

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Martinator is such a dumb name

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He fckng defend Alex as aggressive as he can in front of media multiple times, the guy whos known as PR machine even when everyone throwing jab at him (even journalist surprised Marc can react like that towards them, peter still sounds offended/hurt from that lmao)

You can shit on him, but don't touch Alex 😡

"por mi hermano mato" (I'll kill for my brother) 😭 😭 oh marc and his teaey eyes after listening to all the things they have said to the media about each other I Am tearing up too....

(new dazn video has me crying)

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Remember, kids! The only way to do a track record when your whole career you've been a third tier rider is to (checks list):

1. Follow the one rider you've spent the last 2 to 3 years shitting on for doing the same due to injuries/bike deficiencies.

2. Putting on spanking new tyres at the end of a session, when there's a lot of rubber on the track.

3. Having close to zero fuel.

4. All of the above.

Hint. It's all of the above. Hypocrite.

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I love how people say it's too much just because no one crashed onto the back of pastry, then the fans, therace and Stella have the audacity to blame Max lmao

You driver literally FAFO

Anyone who thinks Piastri shouldn't have gotten a penalty for brake checking like that under the safety car in wet conditions, with low visibility is a first class knobhead.

It shouldn't even have to be explained how dangerous that was and how it almost caused a huge pile up that would've ruined everyone's race.

And 10 seconds is more than fair considering the circumstances.

And fuck McKaren for trying to make it look like it was somehow Max's fault.

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This is why people who say "oh booing is normal in sport, you guys are just a babies" are fckng twats. What tf are they even booing Marc for in Mugello? He didn't crash onto anyone, didn't make any mistake and win flawlessly.

I saw the unedited Mugello podium, bro the booing and whistling actually loud, the broadcast muted the shit out of it (the horn still got through during spanish anthem)

Idk why these fans casually brushed off 2015 as nothing burger and said it wasnt that bad, look at the effect it has AFTER 10 FRICKING YEARS. You can't even have normal conversation about marc and vale anywhere

Watching old races that happen post sepang 2015 and the shift in commentary about Marc is so noticeable but I don't even know if they realise it cause they still have the whole omg Vale look at that move he just did incredible the doctor goat, and then marc its like oh he was risky there he pushed a but hard there oh that was a bit dangerous oh he's not liked here but understandable (it's not, and can't even use the excuse of sepang with the booing in Italy cause they booed him in misano 2015 before anything had even happened), they already didn't like him cause he had the ability to surpass vale) like they bias against marc is so noticeable and it still happens to this day while Vale is forever the untouched golden boy who's every overtake move and moment was incredible.

I have to go based on the videopass so it's the dorna commentators I would love if I could find tnt commentary or any other commentary of these seasons cause sometimes I'm just like i will mute this commentary right now.

you know i always did find this part the most interesting of all.

so we set the scene. phillip island happens. marc wins. coincidentally also gifts vale, who cannot even take p3 from fucking iannone, five very, very crucial points. post motegi, the gap was 18 points. post phillip island, had marc stayed in p2, the gap would have decreased to 6 points. instead, it stayed at 11. so marc essentially *2024 phillip island post race press conference voice (still cannot believe he said that)* did vale a favour by winning.

we get to sepang. pre race press conference valentino decides to ruin marc's entire life and accuses him and jorge of colluding to sabotage his championship via some horseshit numbers him and uccio pulled from their asses and andrea iannone sitting at the end of the table going "yeah, marc was definitely doing that. he's evil btw". SOMEHOW. this isnt seen through immediately, mostly bc the entirety of the motogp media lives up vale's ass and would believe him if he said the sky is green, the grass is red and the waves are piss-vale-yellow.

marc goes through a panic attack and then decides to be a little cunt about it and annoys vale through the entirety of the sepang race to the point where valentino, who is apparently not as mentally stable as everyone wants to believe, runs him wide. full stop. thats what vale gets his penalty points for that end up sending him to the back of the grid in valencia. full stop. had valentino NOT collected PRIOR penalty points in the season, he would NOT have been sent to the back of the grid in valencia for running marc wide. full stop. vale's predicament is vale's own fault. full stop. however comma vale also "kicks" <- debated marc from his bike which is crucially considered a racing incident and not what vale is punished for. but. it does look like the move of a complete fucking bastard whose collar got a bit too hot'n'tight dealing with the little menace whose LIFE HE TRIED TO RUIN THREE DAYS AGO. everyone goes crazy. "nice race!" "nice kick!". people flip out. vale gets his penalty points. we get to valencia. and they have the audacity to ask marc if he thinks vale can fight for the championship still. i said it before and ill say it again, in marc's place i would have simply not shown up. paid fines if necessary, pretended sick, idk, idc. id have not shown up. id have not sat at one table with valentino rossi for the rest of the year.

vale starts back of the grid. the championship gap is seven points. if jorge wins vale needs to make second to win. jorge takes pole, jorge takes fastest lap, but ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. its CLOSE, isnt it. while vale starts. again. back of the grid. and is LET PAST WITHOUT A FIGHT by a bunch of riders who should be ashamed to look in the mirror maybe, the front is close. now here comes the REAL fucked up part. vale makes it up to p4. thats the given situation, bc he finishes that 20 secs back on the leading trio so no one else plays in this 4D chess. ergo, vale's max points are 325. IF jorge were to finish the race in P2 instead of P1, he too would have 325 points. which would mean he still won the championship, bc he has more wins than vale, and his most recent results are better, and his is the most recent win (aragon vs silverstone). so for vale to outright win finishing in P4, jorge would have to be relegated to p3. and here comes the brigade. WHY DIDNT HONDA RIDERS MARC MARQUEZ AND DANI PEDROSA GIFT VALENTINO THE CHAMPIONSHIP BY OVERTAKING JORGE LORENZO IN VALENCIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! theres that crazy story too that honda gave marc and dani the option of not racing and dani was okay with it and marc wasnt so they raced and its like.

THE POINT IS. SOMEHOW IN ALL THIS MARC MARQUEZ IS THE GUILTY PARTY. marc marquez is the reason valentino rossi is not a ten time world champion. very important. it is not valentino's fault for escalating this whole situation in sepang, nooooooooooooo. no no. no. it is in fact marc's fault for uh...... 1) winning a race 2) racing a guy too hard and 3) not racing a guy hard enough. so marc now becomes, inescapably, the villain of the story, the worst thing to ever happen to motogp and also hated by the majority of fans of the sport everywhere, including press, media, the commentators themselves, absolutely. fucking. everyone. hates marc marquez. well, not everyone. there are voices of reason. there are people who go "uhm. okay, but that is not-" however. the second most important part to marc being enemy of the state to the nation of italy is also that valentino rossi is a VICTIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the rightful winner of a tenth world championship which he didnt win bc of evil spanish collusion and the devious nature of the devil himself (marc) is a VICTIM in this whole charade. he tries to overthrow his penalty before that sports court thing, they say no can do, that was fairs, vale doesnt try again, doesnt show up to the gala, and becomes the little lamb kicked and murdered. look at him. a baby lamb. innocent victim of a crime committed against the whole sport. who gleefully signs "marquez is world champion of being a little bitch" signs. adored everywhere.

meanwhile marc is assaulted in his own home by italian journalists trying to break in but thats not as important cause he deserves that cause he's the villain, remember. remember that. marc is evil. and vale did nothing wrong, he is a 37yo legend and the goat.

and here comes 2026. new regs. new tyres. honda is in the SHITS, dude. honda is the WORST. honda is SO bad. like honda is quite fucked. not important, though. the important part is that valentino rossi is the sun across our morning skies. the marquez boy is responsible for him not having ten titles by being too aggressive in sepang. he was kinda maybe kicked off his bike, of course. but he deserved that. for being so aggressive and costing vale so much time and also the championship. like what was vale SUPPOSED to do? not call him a colluding little cunt in the pre race press con based on lap times from phillip island ?!?!?!??!?!

now. how can this be. how, after everything that happened and happens. while marc is teared to shreds (to SHREDS, your honour? TO SHREDS I SAY!) by the crowds every damn week. how is valentino coming out the victim. how is the bias that takes root against marc ingraining itself so deeply, so fundamentally, so completely, that TEN YEARS LATER we are not rid of it. TEN YEARS LATER press and media and commentators continue to report on marc with bias and people keep calling for his head. ten years later valentino sits in podcasts and calls marc the worst thing to ever happen to motogp. ten years later, valentino rossi, to many, is still the victim of a conspiracy. and marc marquez is still the devil. not jorge lorenzo, very importantly. marc marquez.

i know why, mind. i know why it had to be marc. same reason they were booing him in misano that year. that is not the question. the question is HOW. the question is how it is possible for a single man to wield such unbridled power. the question is why no one fucking. like who LOOKS at that situation and comes out of it blaming MARC. makes me feel insane. like i feel insane. i feel like im not getting something. i feel like there is no way entire generations of people have been brainwashed. like this is crazy. every day i thank god for having a brain capable of thought. amen.

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Marc with older italian men :

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Didn't like him at all before but this year Bez is really charming and likable 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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To show how crazier he is today, he doesn't have more pace than bez and alex, today is purely defend masterclass ( he is in a lot of pain + have different seating position)

That long ass left hander (Ramshoek) saved his ass from alex every single time, he is fast where it matters, alex literally can't overtake him safely there cause he hold the line beautifully

But here is the best thing, Marc overtook fabio there 😆😆😆

you know i understand that people are mad about how boring this season is (not me, marc marquez domination could never bore me) but really i don't think it's marc's fault that all the aliens retired and he's what's left. it's not his fault that there's no one left to challenge him.

like along with his natural talent, marc learned racing against the greatest there's ever been (bar casey). like it's not really his fault that he's heads and shoulders above the rest when the rest of the grid didn't really experience that.

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Marc is so fucking good in defending. Alex is clearly faster in 12-15 but marc holding the line and he can't overtake at all

He need to have a good start again tomorrow cause everyone have more pace than him, but he is so smart in overtake spots it's unbelievable holy shit

He overtake fabio in the spot where he keep denying Alex 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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bruh this track is cursed

Cathedral of Crash

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I knew I could count on the Tank Slapper Podcast

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I don't know how people can't even understand this. You guys hate Marc so much that you actually turned off your brain 🤡

Alex really need a gun and shoot simon p, this asshole dare to call himself a journalist my god

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Motogp reddit actually testing my patience, why are they still mad that Alex ride safely for points??? He is the only championship contender that's closest in terms of points to Marc, of course taking unecessary risk is out of the question

Pecco literally fucked his tyres and podium for fighting too hard and let's be honest, he is out of the championship battle already so it doesn't change anything for him

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This is crazy ass accusation with serious implication, well I guess they learnt it from the best 🤷‍♀️

I hope marc win again in Assen and stun on these hoes

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Didn't realize tumblr actually not that different from twitter regarding fanwar

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He crashed in quali then steal marshal's moped 😭

(Assen 2016)