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“im getting old” starter pack
“this is way too sweet”
“they’re remaking that movie already????”
“my back hurts”
“wait, people get mad about that now?”
“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
“hold on let me check my calendar first”
**turns on the radio** [groans]
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Targeted ads work great until they get too targeted and people question how the ad knew what to show you.
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Procrastination is like masturbation. It feels good while you’re doing it, but in the end you’re really only fucking yourself.
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Especial de Capas de Revistas - Madame Figaro Magazine (França na edição de 07 de junho de 2014) - Cate Blanchett
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