this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own
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girls are amazing im so glad im not straight
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When you don't know anything about linguistics: The plural of "memorandum" is "memoranda", why can't people get it right
When you know a little about linguistics: The plural of "memorandum" should just be "memorandums" because that's how people naturally say it, "memoranda" is just prescriptivism
When you know a lot about linguistics: Oh my god? So certain English words borrowed from Latin and Greek have competing plural forms, with one form using the English plural -s and the other using a borrowed Latin or Greek form? Do you realize how crazy that is - a language borrowing *inflectional morphology* from another language? And here the two competing plural forms have become markers of education, expertise, and social class, isn't that incredible?
When you have a degree in linguistics and dgaf anymore: memorandibles
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My first gif. Took a while to make.
The frustration of wasting so many balls on one Pokemon and the denial after you finally catch it.
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When you find a bra that fits
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okay but like… why is “age of ultron” called “age of ultron”????? it’s wasn’t really an “age”, it happened over the course of like three days. it was more like a long weekend. it was the long weekend of ultron
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*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
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Kate McKinnon wearing the lesbian uniform and being hilarious
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i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
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OH MY GOD
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Triggered
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I wish they’d make a Pokemon Go app but so you don’t have to go outside. Like if you could just catch the Pokemon by moving the avatar in the game around.
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