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TW: pet death

Part of the struggles of being a system is fronting for the first time in many months and realising/remembering that your pet died months ago

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Quotes from our prince alter, Clayton - pt.4

I strive to make women feel comfortable and safe in my presence. I hope that I am enough of a safe space that they would choose Clayton over the bear.

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Quotes from our prince alter, Clayton - pt.3

Clayton, on how to include the genderqueers when addressing the public: "Ladies, Gentlemen, and Dearly Beloved", to let them know they, too, are loved.

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Quotes from our prince alter, Clayton - pt.2

Dangerous is the carrier of a sharp sword, but lethal is the carrier of a sharp tongue.

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Quotes from our prince alter, Clayton - pt.1

Someone to Clayton, a prince alter who respects women and all the gays: you slay, Clayton.

Clayton, who does not understand slag and thought about literal slaying: I try not to.

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Interaction that happened in our headspace, between several Harry Potter Universe fictives:

Sirius, fronting: *trying to remember which of the other Marauders Era fictives he's dating* (he's poly)

Hermione, co-fronting: SIRIUS, GO TO BED!

Sirius: you're no fun, Hermione. No wonder you have few friends.

Harry, in the headspace: *signing for Sirius to cut it off and not go there*

Sirius: whatever. So, you and Malfoy, huh?

Harry, blatantly lying: I don't know what you're talking about.

Sirius: *lifts an eyebrow*

Harry, blushing: *drags Draco, who is also in the headspace* let's go...

Hermione, rolling her eyes: helpless gays.

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(How we found out we have a Sirius Black introject alter)

Vincent, texting our system's private server: Sirius basically just confirmed his existence. He passed by the headspace bc of a serious/sirius joke (ofc that's how we first know of him officially, sigh...) and then bailed, didn't stick around to front

[3 hours later]

Sirius, answering Vincent's text: Well obviously. How else was I supposed to confirm my existence? /hj (but sirius) 🥁 Badum tsh

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Us, over a month ago: oh our innerworld is like a country or maybe a continent

Us, a few weeks ago: oh actually it's a whole planet with at least two continents, in which one is a pocket dimension. Oh and there's also Hell

Us, thinking about the alien alter we know we have: what- what if... What if it's more than one planet...?

A different alien alter, a few days later: yeahhhhhh... About that... There is definitely at least one other planet...

Us, overwhelmed by all the discoveries:

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[in the headspace]

Alter 1: What should we call the tumblr page?

Alter 2: how about wonderlandsystem?

Alter 3: that's definitely going to be taken

Alter 1: yeah I agree

Alter 2: wonderland-system?

Alter 3: will also be taken

Alter 2: downtherabbithole?

Alter 3: probably also taken

Alter 1: besides it's too long

Alter 2: adventuresofwonderland? Wonderlandsadventures?

Alter 4: I like wonderlands-adventures...

Alter 3: me too, and it might be available

Alter 1: that's settled then!

Alter 2: will anyone remember this conversation?

Alter 3: nope

Alter 2: (sarcastically) great

[10 minutes later, creating the tumblr]

Alter 4: what was the decided url again...?

Alter 2: oh for fuck's sake

[a minute or two of staring at the screen later]

Alter 4: oh! Wonderland's adventures!

Alter 1: that's what it was!

[weeks later, we find out we have Wonderland as a place in the innerworld and hence change our system's name to Portals Aggregate]

Alter: dammit! We're going to have to change the tumblr name

(collective groaning)