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portraitoftheoddity · 9 hours
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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
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portraitoftheoddity · 10 hours
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advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love
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portraitoftheoddity · 18 hours
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.....I am increasingly aware that I'm in a low-level hypomanic episode and the best thing I can do at this point (best being... relative) is just ride it as long as humanly possible because I do NOT have time for the come-down off this!
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The Doctor and The Master implies a third, less prestigious renegade timelord named The Bachelor
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LOKI'S HORNS costumes・suits ✦ request by anonymous
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we irritating 😂😂😂
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You know, one of the things I didn’t fully appreciate about The Princess Bride until I started really thinking about it is that Fezzik is definitely the brains of the two but Inigo knows what kind of story he’s in.
Inigo: I have searched for twenty years for the man with six fingers Fezzik: Yeah I went over to the neighboring kingdom, asked for a guy with six fingers, I know his name and where he lives now.
Inigo: We’re gonna go find the Man in Black Fezzik: We… don’t actually know where he is. Inigo: Don’t bother me with trifles, I need to complete my revenge by tonight!
*scream rings out* Inigo: That is the scream of the Man in Black, it’s because his true love is Buttercup and tonight she marries someone else. Fezzik: I have no idea how you got all that from “AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!” but hey, it’s not like we have any other leads.
Fezzik: Yeah, he’s dead. So are we moving on to Plan B or… Inigo: Nope we’re gonna resurrect him. Fezzik: Okay, fine, it’s not like he can get any deader.
Inigo: *twenty year long revenge plan is nearly foiled by a door and then runs into a gut wound that he overcomes by sheer protagonist power* Fezzik: ….You know what? I’m gonna plan our escape route.
I’m just gonna assume that once they got past the border and Westley and Buttercup are doing the big ending kiss, Fezzik is just offscreen wrapping up Inigo’s gut wound that he was too high on adrenaline to notice.
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if they don’t make sci-fi like this i don’t want it
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truly this was three gun
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what's so striking to me about younger queer generations rn isn't the lack of knowledge about queer history, but the complete unwillingness to engage with it, when confronted with an identity or history they haven't heard of before they react with disgust rather than curiosity. (for example) instead of asking where the leather pride flag came from and what the leather community is and represents they immediately question the need for something like that to exist, not even willing to listen and learn from both elders and peers. this is also more broadly a problem in leftist spaces in general, being reactionary is somehow the default now, and anything that's different or unknown must be an attack and bad. really hoping y'all manage to grow out of this deeply conservative way of interacting with the world.
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ONE YEAR OF TRIGUN STAMPEDE S1.E9 ∙ MILLIONS KNIVES (aired Mar 4, 2023)
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On This Day In History
March 23rd, 2021: A container ship runs aground and obstructs the Suez Canal for six days.
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I am extremely bummed that between weather, commitments, and sickness, I am getting ZERO hiking done this month (making it the first time in over a year I've gone a month with no hikes), but on the upside, a whole lot of the stress is coming from plans to move up to the mountains where I will have hiking trails effectively in my backyard, which will make hiking SUPER accessible to me for the summer and fall.
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