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(919): Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line? http://tfl.nu/b4n4
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(413): That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet. http://tfl.nu/25ou
#Vee Kim#to Marshal Underwood#please put on a proper dress and white really isnt your color#The Posterchildren#postertexts from last night
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(303): Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability" http://tfl.nu/w8b2
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(972): I ate a hotdog off the ground last night. http://tfl.nu/6rh3
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(615): I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget (1-615): Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from... http://tfl.nu/z1jn
#Catherine Newmeyer#Marshal Underwood#Jasper James#disappointed in u#The Posterchildren#postertexts from last night
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(217): Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween? http://tfl.nu/y1v4
#Cindy Dunn#to Zipporah Chance#it's not a first date its just halloween#The Posterchildren#postertexts from last night
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(986): He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me? http://tfl.nu/140p
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(253): You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night. http://tfl.nu/mi7w
#Ellie Lark#to Mal Underwood#and i didnt even DESERVE it#The Posterchildren#postertexts from last night#ok maybe no one deserves it#but some deserves it more than others
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(703): sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out http://tfl.nu/kkie
#Sofia Galan Grant#to Rosario Galan Grant#The Posterchildren#postertexts from last night#let it gooo
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(785): Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now http://tfl.nu/nbd3
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(518): No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm. http://tfl.nu/nghr
#Catherine Newmeyer#to Jasper James#i'm not a vigilante anymore goddammit#dont say anything#The Posterchildren#postertexts from last night#not safe for kitty
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(+35): I just look at my butt and see so much potential. http://tfl.nu/m633
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(813): What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken http://tfl.nu/4g9c
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Dylan: hey maks i have to call off breakfast with u tmr :c sorry but smth came up
Maks: this is
Dylan: ?
Maks: the part wHEN
Dylan: maks.
Maks: I SAY I DONT WAN YA, IM STRONGER THAN I BEEN BEFOORE
Dylan: i thought this would be easier with texts
#Dylan Walsh#Maks Petrov#songs make everything better#random postertexts#The Posterchildren#not safe for kitty#maks please stop
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(902): I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence. http://tfl.nu/pvbz
#Vee Kim#to Catherine Newmeyer#I was out for ONE HOUR#do you think he planned this a long time ago#The Posterchildren#postertexts from last night#the meter is now next to my armchair and charges me when i Not Pay Attention to him
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(907): It's a journey (1-907): And the destination is his penis? (907): Precisely. http://tfl.nu/ln5a
#June Hovick#to Maks Petrov#somewhere Ernest West Wright is gettingly suddenly Flustered#The Posterchildren#postertexts from last night
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(817): Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence. http://tfl.nu/yx0o
#Ernest Wright#to June Hovick#and#to Maks Petrov#this is not the fourth of july we planned for#The Posterchildren#postertexts from last night#i knew i never shouldve told you fireworks arent allowed on campus#gosh darn it
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