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Rehearsal Quotes Pt. 5

(My school just finished with our performances of The Best Christmas Pageant ever so... here's some direct quotes from the cast and crew of this amazing show for the next couple of posts)

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Person 1: Sorry that was probably tmi

Person 2: Nah its not like you said oh I take this antidepressant and this one. It was just sweaty armpits. EVeryone has those

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Person 1: You have a wheelchair?

Person 2: Yeah my cousin got hit by a car

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Person 1: Cinderella

Person 2: Who's that?

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Person 1: I love you too!

Stage Manager: Did I ask?

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getting judges to cry for a singing contest is either really bad or the best compliment

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Rehearsal Quotes Pt. 4

(These are quote from our rehearsals of our reader's theater)

- "*adoringly* you're so fat"

- "I need these lines straighter. They're looking like y'all's sexuality right now."

- "Oh ok. She's british now."

- "Ohhh you're the short kid who always threatens people but would never actually hurt them."

- "I had a weird dream. Not a wet one, just weird."

- "I got scammed. She told me this guy was gonna be hot and we got over there and he looks like Remi from Ratatouille."

- "Why don't you just didllie doo you're way out the door?"

- "Obviously none of us like the show, but we're gonna perform like we do."

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Does anyone ever notice that weird phenomenon that happens with being in ensemble in like school shoes? Like you aren’t super close with the main cast and you don’t really want to associate with the crew, and for some reason every ensemble member does not want to interreact with other ensemble members so you just end up alone. Or is that just my school?

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Rehearsal Quotes Pt. 3

(This is from when I did Night of the Living Dead at my high school)

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Assistant Director: *hands me a fake arm* This is yours

Me: *almost in tears* I’ll take good care of her

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Me: That’s my boyfriend

Crew Member: Who?

Me: *points to the fake hand his is holding*

Crew Member: *pretends to lick it* I could do much worse. He’s a whore

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*Director and teachers walk out of the room*

Assistant Director: Alright, they won’t be back until the start of the show so cuss all you want

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Head Makeup Person: I love you all but you guys do not know how to be quiet

Director: *during notes* I need you all to project

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Assistant Director: I hate plays, I don’t know why I f*cking did this

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Rehearsal Quotes Pt. 2

First night with costumes for Newsies, and our Katherine is a little late for her scene after World Will Know, leading to Jack and Davey's little improv

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Jack: Davey and I will take Brooklyn, then

Davey: Me?... but I... I gotta help my mother with something

Jack: what?

Davey: I have to help her take my dad to the hospital

Jack: *takes Davey by the arms, shaking him just a little* which hospital, David?

Davey: The Hospital. The one he goes to

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Rehearsal Quotes #1

-”He’s not taking you to Prom”

-”Put your hand in his crotch”

- *after we finished a song, trying a new finishing pose, my director runs on stage with a terrfied look* “um... we have to change that pose cause you guys just hailed hitler”

-”we can’t have you dropping out of character, because you got distracted by your phone in 1899″

-”Your brother is dumb then” *five seconds later* “your brother is probably smart, I was in the middle of a battle”

-*overture starts playing and everyone looks up* “God?”

-”I hate people that believe in kale”

-”Kale is a religion”