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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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Okay y’all this entered my head after binge watching the second season of Owl House and reading BNHA fanfics.

Owl house crossover Boku no Hero Academia

but Hunter|The Golden Guard is taken care of by our resident Golden boy, Hawks.

They both have the same English voice actor, bird themed, super fast, can fly and goofy personality. Hunter needs love and damn Keigo can give it.

if something like this already exists, I am dying of thirst. I need it like I need water and if it doesn’t it’s out there so go and be golden.

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Everyone in the MCU and it’s fandom legit questioning their morals for having a 15 year old spiderman

Also DC that made Damian climb mountains 12 times before losing teeth, a dragon slayer and mass murderer before 10: uh...

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Alright but imagine—

peter designs a Father’s Day card in art class and gives it to Tony as a joke but then freaks out because Tony just starts shouting “yes! Yes! Yes!“ like he proposed or something.

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When I saw the description for the angels that visited the three wise men my heart skipped

And let's not forget the wheel

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There's a reason Alfred lived as long as he did.

Batman: The Adventures Continue (2020) #7

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Or Damian uses the opportunity to exploit Bruce into adopting as much animals as possible.

Damian: I found this Ally cat...

Bruce: He can share things with Alfred the cat!

Damian: *grinning on the inside* well if you say so...

superman always has amnesia in fics. i want batman to have amnesia. and clark has to justifiably explain why he needs to be by brucie’s side. like, bruce naturally assumes he’s is his metropolis boyfriend and clark is not fast enough to come up with a believable lie before the batkids are like YES, THIS IS YOUR BOYFRIEND CLARK, HE WEARS KHAKIS AND TERRIBLE TIES BUT YOU LOVE HIM 

clark splits time being superman and batman (because nightwing can’t fill in) and oh god, bruce has a crisis because he has a crush on batman

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Marvel creates the character Steven Westcott to educate kids and warn them on the forms of sexual abuse

Fanfiction writers: Y'all look it's new Peter Parker whump material!!!!

Marvel:what? No-

Fanfiction writers: Angst~~

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Any one else just picture Loki waking up 5:00 every morning just so he can shift every furniture 2 inches to the left to piss of Odin?

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The difference between Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson's relationship with Tony Stark and Peter Parker is that Bruce was man enough to just adopt him.

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Okay so you know how the Peter Parker field trip troop is that the class is going to Stark industries and Peter is dreading it because he thinks

The avengers will embarrass him

Tony is revealed to be a lot closer to him than a boss

Spiderman's identity is compromised.

okay but what if instead Peter is looking forward to it because he can finally prove he has the internship and people can finally stop bullying him but when he goes there-

Peter:oh look it's Mr Stark- Mr. Stark!

*Tony can't hear him because the glass that is separating them is soundproof*

Peter: oh look it's Dr. Banner- Dr.!

*Bruce is listening to relaxation music with his air pods and can't hear him*

Peter: Oh look it's miss Potts! Miss-

*Pepper bolts it because it's almost her launch break and she thinks he's an employee trying to sabotage her peace and quiet*

When it's time to go and the class mocks him so bad even the bus driver is wincing for him Bruce, Tony and pepper wave at him asking if he wants the takeaway they brought back from their lunch.

Peter: I hate you all.

The three begin to fret over him and literally beg for his forgiveness leaving everyone baffled.

Now that is something I would want to re-read.