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not reblogging the original cuz i do not want to open that tomb of rats but i’ve seen this floating around and i just gotta say there’s nothing wrong with having a human fetish. humans are hot. as long as you’re being respectful you’re not a bad monster for being into humans i promise.

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vampires will go around like “it’s totally fine for vamps and humans to date” and then make posts proudly proclaiming their human fetish

choke on a garlic bulb leechdick

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reblog this post if you: think it’s okay for vamps to date humans, fetishize humans, or have a leech dick (no one will know which)

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g*d i’d give anything to have a warm little bloodbag to toy with

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chr*st id give anything to be a vampires warm little bloodbag to toy with

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@bloody-lurker can we meet up

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😳 yes please

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love wins

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hurt my body with elf lightning

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Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.

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"Bug Trap"

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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*at the club* hell yeah! turn up the gregorian chanting! *DJ starts whipping the gregorian monks faster*

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if y’all are so desperate for a black circle with a bright ring around it in the sky, why not consider adding a small black hole to the solar system?

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tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

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my mom purposely overpaid her credit card bill by 1 cent so every month they send her a letter that says they owe her 1 cent and it costs them a dollar to send the letter plus the paper. she is costing corporations money 👍

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D&D going mainstream really messed up people's expectations cause chances are you're not gonna find a DM who has the free time, talent and resources to put on a tale that competes with Tolkien. you're gonna find your friend's roommate Phil who's read one of the manuals a few times and has to pause to get a calculator out to figure out how much damage your attack did and his story is blatantly ripping off a dragon age 2 side quest

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there's either a small snake or a giant slug in my kitchen but ill never know because i left my glasses in the other room

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the immaculate village swine was mutilated by orcish catapult fire

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best response of all time

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pretty cool ship you've got there. have you considered adding another guy to it though