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No offense but I think some of you would be a lot happier writing a fictional atlas or encyclopedia instead of a narrative story

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lol this is so true. and also really cool in a way i could never explain to anyone who isn't Like This

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Dr. Eggman is literally richer than elon musk

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Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

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It's... it's...! Or, the big main line engines show their displeasure.

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Every day I am in complete and utter awe at how deeply ingrained into transformers as a franchise robotfucking is. G1 had two different episodes about cybertronian x human pairings. At least one dude on the beast wars animation team wanted to fuck dinobot enough to lovingly render him posing with his spike out, blackarachnia's design was based off a stripper, and they wrote rattrap as a shameless pervert. RiD 2001 had Sideburn and his only personality trait was being horny all the fucking time. TFA Blackarachnia was somehow hornier than the original and it felt like Some Gay Shit happened about every 20 minutes in that show. The entire team for TFP agreed knockout was the sexiest robot they'd ever fucking seen and decided to let him try to seduce half the cast, and then casually canonize the word "interfacing" as slang for sex, AND THEN steve blum decided to play starscream like its the porn parody of the actual show. Half of rescue bots feels like slow burn human x cybertronian gay fanfic. IDW not only knows you want to fuck those robots but actively encourages you to fuck those robots because Alex Milne keeps dropping softcore robot porn zines at cons. I haven't finished earthspark but I know that dad wanted bumblebee's dick like crazy and the only reason he hasn't pursued it is because he's happily married.

Literally the only tf show I've seen that ISNT that horny is cyberverse, and that show is still ASTOUNDINGLY gay.

I'll be reading valveplug fics, and any and all shame I would usually feel at sexualizing cartoon robots is evaporated when i remember that a nonzero amount of people working for hasbro are sexualizing the robots too. They're hot by design, your honor.

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and he kept it till series finale.

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Bad news: Sadly, due to me being preoccupied IRL, I do not have time for a long form halloween special this year.

Worse news: I made this instead 

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Hnnnng. Colonel. I’ve infiltrated Shadow Moses.

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I watch gay porn to take better nudes for bisexual women. It's basically watching fight footage in training camp. I'm hard about something else.

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having sentence mixing sex with my ytp wife and she pees my sucknis

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some arcee drawings

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Part 1 here.

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A comic about two dead guys in purgatory.

Part 2 here.