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auahhhhhggh i just made myself cum so hard on my fingers that i almost fell over upon standing up uhmmm... happy 2:40 in the morning everyone

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fucking my thighs with an old deodorant can because i don't have any actual toys and i left my Allocated Hairbrush at home has. got to be in the top 5 most embarrassing things ive ever done but a boy's gotta do what a boy's gotta do

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my irl sent me a video of her wearing the collar and leash that the guy she's hooking up with bought for her...... ok girl how does it feel to be living my dream

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I love obeying, I love taking orders, tell me how to masturbate, tell me what porn I should watch, i'll do anything

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oh good lord my peanis...,,,

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school is basically out for the summer and god if i don't have the freakiest gayest summer ever ill go insane

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imagine getting passed around by friends using you like a fleshlight and then having friends send each other pics of you. "it couldnt take the whole thing lol" "didnt realize it could drool that much" "it makes the cutest sounds"

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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Hiiiiii I’m robyn^^ (she/they/it) even if you don’t respond to this I just wanted to say you seem so damn cool!!! :3 I genuinely hope you’re having a nice (and freaky😌) day as well!! ^^ (also British mentioned in intro post wooooooo)

hiiii robyn ^_^ !! im aiden but you've seen my profile so you know that >_< !! awwhgjfjhh thank you sosososo much! that's right... im the uhh the coolest ever :3 and so are u btw i can just Tell.... IM HAVING AN AWESOME DAY well. it's currently 1 in the morning but... these past days have been awesome! i hope you're doing wonderfully too!! and YEAHHH british mentioned .....!! hashtag. England or somethiyn. wooo!!

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come backkk the people (me) miss you. I miss my pretty slut posting :/

- @werevamplover

hehe hii.... ur wishes have been fulfilled <33 !! giving the people (you :3) what they want ^_^ im glad to hear you missed me,,, you like my posts that much, huh? ill be sure to make up for all the days lost then!!

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guess who's not dead. again

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if tumblr was sexy and fun i'd post the videos of me touching myself crazy style. Alas

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I'm so glad you've had a wonderful day of gifts and chilling out! It is your day after all! 🥰 I hope you have an amazing time at the weekend too! That sounds like it should be a lot of fun!! 💕

I'm also glad that my notification gave you so much whimsy and joy on your special day!! 🥰 I just wish that I could give you a very particular present that I think you'd enjoy a whole bunch! 😘

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HIIII this response is literally like. a week late oopsies coughg.... i have been so busy with exams and everything and also. sleeping. i have been sleeping so much lately. i get home and pass out for like 4 hours straight it's crazy BUT ANYWAYS FHDJHGHDG that's Not important... hellooooo <3<3<3 i hope you've been well!!! I had a wonderful time on the weekend!! like my whole family was there and i got some awesome presents (exhibit a: taskmaster board game...) and i had a lot of fun ^_^ !! so things have been awesome!!

a very particular present that you think i'd enjoy, huh? how vague... i wonder what that could be ^_^ !! you wanna tell me more about this particular present :3 ? im dying to know,, <33

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I want to give you so much attention you’re such a pretty pretty boy oh my goddd let me suck you all over and bend you over

also, happy late birthday!!!

falls to the floor and dies btw... i got flustered at just being called pretty and you wanna do all that too?? are you trying to make my brain melt or what.... i'd totally let you though <3 you'd have to deal with me getting all shaky and squirmy under all that attention buuut i think you'd love that, huh ^_^ ? i know i would,,,

and thank you!!! fhjdjghh for calling me pretty and also for the late birthday wishes... what a belated gift to get >_< !