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Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt

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jsyk if we're mutuals you have my express permission to masturbate to me

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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i get so freaked out by like. pictures of really big rope

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the gifs i find on this website... you guys are art curators

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I’m just thinking about how many times I’ve heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I’ll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he’s a very easy mark and he’ll just keep going and then after a while he’ll say something like “I died 20 years ago” and hang up.

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porn is unequivocally art btw

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girls wearing thongs while their junk falls out, girls who are shy but wanna show off their pussy, girls who want you to see how fat their pussy/bulge looks in their underwear, girls who bend over so their g-string doesn’t cover their asshole, girls who like being wrestled to their ground and having their panties ripped off, who like getting wedgies cause the fabric rubs against them in all the right places, girls who like their underwear shoved in their mouths with their shirts rucked up so you can see them bare from the neck down, girls who like having their thighs spread so their underwear doesn’t cover anything but their clits and tips, who are leaking just from how bad they want you inside, need I say more ?

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AHHHH I PUT COLOGNE ON FOR THE FIRST TIME OMG I'M SO EUPHORIC

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lil bro feels dumb.... need a big sibby to cuddle n make biscuits on..