So it’s gonna play out like this, right?
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I’m only now realizing that explaining the plot points of Danny Phantom to someone who’s never seen the show must sound so insane.
mcdonalds sauce accident leaves 6 dead 1 injured
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Assistant Librarian here: You have to get a library card & check out two books from different genres before you get any drugs. Entry into the sex room is only granted after you’ve attended three library programs & stayed for the whole event.
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Girlboy with a he/him pin on one sleeve and a she/her pin on the other. Two people sitting on either side of her aggressively correcting each other on his pronouns
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The Lion King turns 30 this June.
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Some sneaking out and training
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Howard Ashman would be proud
Beat our guest, beat our guest, Slam a bat into their chest
Stuff a rock into a sock and turn their face into a mess
Poke their eyes, hit their nose, drop a hammer on their toes
Hack their hand off with a hatchet
Or just grab a brick and smash it
Break their arms, break their face, pop a socket out of place
unleash all the hidden fury you’ve suppressed!
They’ll find it hard to plead, when they profusely bleed
all down their vest-
I don’t jest!
They’re too toothless to protest!
Beat our guest, beat our guest, beat our guest!
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I was aimlessly scrolling Pinterest and guys I found the ultimate Jeremy Jordan cartoon core image.
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