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Konohamaru: Shikadai is your mom single yet?

Shikadai: ....what?

Konohamaru: what?

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They better not do what they did to Choji to Shikadai. Giving her some random girl whom he never interacted with.

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Am I the only one who thinks they will put Shikadai with Mirai? I mean, I don't mind, but she is 17 in Boruto, and Shikadai is 13, I believe, so they would have to wait until he's older, like Shikamaru and Temari.

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Temari and Shikamaru wedding

Gaara: *has tears in his eyes* If Shikamaru ever hurts you, I'll kill everyone in the Leaf but Naruto.

Kankuro: *sobbing mess*

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Temari and Tenten are toxic exes

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I really respect Temari's insistence on showing some leg in every outfit she wears. I know she hated the shit outta those war outfits.

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whose bitrhday is it today lol

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The sand siblings check out people together. Gaara is always disgusted with Temari and Kankuro taste.

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Everyone agrees Kankuro would cry at Temari wedding. But you know who else would???? GAARA! He would definitely get teary-eyed and turn around so no one saw him. Temari and him have that strong bond. Gaara, for a while, only liked Temari,Kankuro, and Naruto. So, for sure, he's crying at Temari wedding. That's his big sister. I hope in the future we will get another book like Gaara Hiden or maybe another Shikamaru book to tell us how close the sand siblings really are. It is canon that Shikamaru akd Choji cried a lot at Ino wedding. So I know Gaara and Kankuro had to have cried a bit. Temari was super caring and protective of them.

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Two baddies in one single fucking frame

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Tenten: I used to be scared of temari but now I have a crush on her

Shikamaru: yo me too. Wait-

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RIP Yodo :(

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Shiktema Having Twins

•both are girls

•both have blonde hair

•both have Temari strong personality

•they give Shikadai a run for his money

•he hasn't known peace since they were born

•thinks their mom is the coolest person ever, but they are still daddy girls

•both use fans

•Shinki is gentle and nice to them, much to Shikadai surprise

•They are identical to each other

•Shikamaru spoils them

•love to play tricks on Shikadai and Shikamaru

•Temari and Shikamaru can tell them apart just by one look

•Shikadai on the other hand. No, he can't. He doesn't care what twin it is. Just leave him alone

•the nara forest hasn't known peace since the twins learned how to control wind

•Shikadai being protective but also a teasing older brother

•Kankuro thinks the world will come to an end now cause there are two more temari's on the loose.

•Gaara is just excited to have nieces

Add more if you want!

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15 year old Temari: I'm gonna kill that Nara kid. HE'LL BE DEAD AND NO ONE WILL FIND HIS BODY SO HELP ME-

Adult Temari: *showing Baki her engagement ring*

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Temari 100% slaps Gaara in the back of the head if he's being disrespectful or rude. Gaara 100% will not use his sand on his sister. Kankuro, on the other hand....

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I just KNOW when Shikadai is older and he goes to the sand village he makes it EVERYONE problem. You want to talk shit? Bet I'll do worse when I'm there. Want to act like I can't do anything? I won't do anything.

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SHIKADAI-INOJIN-CHOUCHOU HEADCANON

•At the end of Boruto, the inoshikacho disband

•Chouchou gets hurt badly where she can't use her jutsu anymore. So she becomes skinny again. Chouchou becomes a model.

•Shikadai is badly injured in the face, having scars on his face and his whole body. He can't walk very well, but he's stubborn, so he doesn't ask for help. He becomes a politician.

•Inojin can use his jutsu and paint. Since Shikadai and Chouchou can't fight anymore, he retires with them. What's the inoshikacho without the shikacho. Inojin works as a sensei.

•Moegi gets set free, and she feels guilt for not protecting her students.

•Temari, Shikamaru, Ino, Sai, Choji, and Karui are very proud of their kids for fighting with all they had.