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On my dead main????? Who???? 😭 thanks, like my touch starved ass is touched by the sentiment but im a wee bit baffled still

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holy shat... moots???? :O

Yeah!!!! You seem cool!

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you would not believe your eyes, if 10 thousand fireflies, had gay sex before they all died

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Can he not just make new ones?

Will, guess what.

Wearing a new pair of sunglasses

-🍉 @sneaky-melon

You stole another pair of glasses? [He suggests, tilting his head]

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I mean not new since tartarus [he says, looking vaguely confused as he doesnt actually know why the sudden influx of campers happened] other than stuff I did but thats normal.

[Naomi nods and bites the inside of her cheek, Will's antics apparently very normal to her as well] mhm, im sure it was totally in your control, baby

[Archer would be holding a puppy that was licking her cheek as she tucked on the back of Will's shirt, looking up at the back of his head.] "Have you ever considered having a type of pet?"

- @daughterofthesunandtheatregod

[Will turns, humming faintly where he'd been fully zoned out staring at the wall past his desk, more cluttered than before, faint bruising on the side of his head and peaking from under the sleeve of his short sleeve flannel] huh? Oh, its adorable [he says absently as he turns before zeroing in] oh, I mean i have a dog. My mom's dog, old girl.

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okay but albedo is one of the most sleep deprived mother fuckers out there. Like you could argue that he’s a homunculus and might not need as much sleep, which valid, we love that, keep going with your theories on non-human constitution and actually- send them to me cuz i love those theories. but still! there’s no way his sleep schedule is healthy

and he’s probably like “it’s alright i have an alchemical supplement i developed that reduces my need for sleep.” and Kaeya or some shit is like “you mean coffee?” all sarcastic like and albedo

ALBEDO deadass is just like “No, I used to use that but I developed a resistance to it. What I use is more... potent in nature” and homeboy is probably like just barely functioning- like energy???? who is thatttt?????

Bestie on the urge of passing out 24/7 and probably drinks like pure caffeine because he’s a homunculous and he can and even if he couldn’t has alchemy prepared to balance out any ill effects. because he just needs to finish this one project like bestie no you need to sleep jsdfhkerusjdh oh- also do that one report on fatui activity in dragonspine that jean’s been asking for for a month. 

no not more alchemy- sleep gah! this little shit is almost as bad as Xiao istg. like “the adepti dont need it” my ass, youre so sleep deprived that even being near you drives people to insanity

udfsjkkerhuid these people shouldnt be logically alive and i need to know their secrets

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SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE INFILTRATION INFILTRATION OMG OMG OMG VENTI IS A WEAK MOTHER FUCKER OMG

SO ONCE HE’S FIGURE OUT NOT TO INDISCRIMINATELY ATTACK WEAK GODS HE’D GET INTO THE GROVE OF ATTACKING TYRANT GODS- BUT HE’S STILL ON THE WEAKER END AS FAR AS GODS GO- SO HE DOES THE THING- HE DOES THE THIIINNNGGG HE GOES IN OKAY???? AND PULLS A NAMELESS BARD- HE GATHERS THE PEOPLE, HIDING AS A SPRITE WHEN SUSPICION RISES. RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT????? EIUEJKSFHKUJFDGHFERSOUIDFGJFSEIUKJ BITCH 

ANYWAY ANYWAY ANYWAY RIGHT? SO HE GET THE PEOPLE, THE PEOPLE TO REBEL WITH HIM FOR THE FIRST BIT. AND THEN JOINS THEM LATER AS BARBATOS IN THE FINAL FIGHT. BUT IN HIS ARCHON FORM!!!! THATS HOW IT COMES INTO PLAY

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NO ITS PERFECT. HE NEVER GIVES THE BARDS NAME- AND IT BECOMES A THING- ANY BARD THAT SPEAKS OF REBELLION HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE BARBATOS- AND PEOPLE USE THIS TO THEIR ADVANTAGE AND IT SPARKS EVEN MORE REBELLIONS. FUCKING MORTAL BLOODOIKJESRHDFUESRJDFHGFNOESRUKJ THIS BOY AND VENTI HEARS ABOUT THESE OTHER “NAMELESS BARDS” RISING UP ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND MAKES A POINT OF BEING AT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR REBELLIONS 

AND THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE PROCESS IT’S GETTING HIM NEW FOLLOWERS BECAUSE THE IDEA OF THE “NAMELESS BARD” HAS BECOME SYNONYMOUS WITH BARBATOS AND MAKING HM STRONGER. SO EVENTUALLY THIS PROCESS IS ABLE TO JUST KEEP GOING ON ITS OWN WHILE VENTI MOVES ON FROM INFILTRATION TO OUTRIGHT OCNFRONTATION.

HE DOESNT WANT HIS FRIEND’S IMAGE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH WAR, BUT WITH REBELLION AND FREEDOM, AND THE STRENGTH OF THE PEOPLE, THATS AN IMAGE HE WOULD BE PROUD OF UESJRHGESYUKGNDVEIKSTRGF PLEASE!!!!! AND THEN THAT DETERMINES THE USE OF HIS ARCHON FORM. ITS NOT FOR BATTLE, ITS NOT FOR GETTING FOLLOWERS, IT FOR THE SYMBOLISM OF DIVINITY WORKING WITHIN AND ALLONGSIDE THE PEOPLE FOR A GREATER GOOD.

THE ARCHON FORM IS ONLY USED DURING THE ENDS- THE FINAL STANDS OF REBELLIONS. THE NAMELESS BARD FORM IS USED IN THE CULTIVATING AND CELEBRATING OF THOSE REBELLIONS, AND THE SPRITE FORM FOR COMBAT OUTSIDE OF THOSE AREAS. 

IEKRUHFS BABY PLEASE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

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Xiao probably bites people- and snarls

He's like one of them cat girls you saw in school and I mean this in most unironic way possible

Like it's actually kind of tragic....

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If ganyu eats goat meat- like I know she's not.... But would it mean- like I know it wouldn't but- the horns-

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What if adepti are like dolphins- like half of their brain is asleep while the other is functioning- it would explain a lot- just saying

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Lmao Xiangling would try to cook Oz

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imagine Xingqiu being a shit and gets chongyun the spiciest pepper out there and sneaks it into his food

and chongyun just fucking dies

like rip hope your family name can get you out of that one, your boyfriend just went ghost mode on you

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in a modern au Lisa would be one of those people who just drives with a completely calm and casual/normal composure-

all the while she’s going double the speed limit, skidding on her turns, cutting people off, and just otherwise being a chaotic driver.

Meanwhile Jean is in the passenger seat just holding on for dear life

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Ugh, I really need to look into Inazuma lore... But Ei's character highkey-lowkey squicks me out.... Why does reality have to be difficult.

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also hot take: Xiao is the crustiest character in genshin impact

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just think this is nifty cuz the unknown god’s cube power things were lingering around khaenri’ah in a vibe kinda similar to Havria’s salt, the unknown god seems to be associated with celestia, and celestia has the whole tilting/falling thing going on right now. 

anyway if Celestia is left without its sustainer, its key time for rebellion which would make sense why tsaritsa isnt smited yet. 

also this is kinda cool if the unknown god really is the time god like i kinda theorized cuz they likely would have predicted their own death, making the travelers their final alteration to future events since you cant see the future of those not from thise world in genshin

anyway i just think thats a really cool take i didnt think about

anywho alternatively cuz of allogene lore and the fact that the nature of the abyss directly opposes the nature of celestia, i just think itd be nifty if gold created or ascended(descended?) to the abyss equivalent of a god. lol unknown god!Albedo 4am is too late to be theorizing

GENSHIN SPOILERS

so it's been established now that two archons died at khaenriʼah, right? what if thatʼs actually what caused its destruction?

we know from zhongliʼs first story quest that the death of a god can have environmental repercussions, and also that the impact of havriaʼs death ruined almost every part of the civilisation she had. zl also says that havria was a 'weak' god, yet the impacts of her death are still shown to be quite severe.

it surely follows that the death of another god, especially one as powerful as an archon, would have much harsher impacts on the land that havria's death did. could it be that the excess energy could cause immense destruction—even, with two gods dead, the death of the nation itself?

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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do