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pain meds hurting u in ways u didn't have prior to taking them is so so so so so evil

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crying doesn't feel good whoever said that lied . same w sticking a qtip fully into ur ears and also sneezing. I think u guys need a massage or smth to teach u all what smth good actually feels like

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here's my commentary. trc adaptation is:

good if declan is hot and beautiful and has big sad bette davis eyes (= has extreeeemely curly hair)

bad if declan is not hot

the death of art if declan has straight hair

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love when im really into an actor's work and they do a lot of theater . i am not watching any of that but literally love that for u

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I don't think frankly that u could lie abt any hilson stuff and make it more insane than the show already is. it's all just so much all the time

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house rents the porn that wilson was in, wilson asks him “what are you doing tonight?” house says “masturbating. I’d invite you but people are already starting to talk” wilson sees (and takes) the porn that he is in and then wilson says “come out with me tonight” ,, house notices that that specific dvd is gone and goes to exorbitant lengths to find it ,, and watch it. what is the actual text of this supposed to be?? the subtext is SO LOUD

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ted lasso still never going to be able to hold a candle to its own first season. sad.

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hey. don't cry. wilson's gay little cat, ok?

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i like that you can say "house and wilson queerbaited" and it doesn't neccessarily mean the writers queerbaited the audience. because it can also refer to the time house and wilson queerbaited their neighbor. canonically

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ive drawn so much today im no longer sad or angry abt anything ever

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b plot of all fucking time.

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can the Queen die a second time I’m getting kind of bored

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my brother just came into my room to yell at me abt listening to iris by the goo goo dolls on repeat for an hour

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the greying temples..the floppy hair return ..the stupid stubble .. oh my god

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I need to wet vac this freak like a stained couch cushion

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this is the criteria that should be met in order for cheating in media to be fine by me. (any 1 is fine, or multiple if im so lucky)

it's funny

it destroys a relationship I hate

dr james wilson of house md fame, portrayed by robert sean leonard, aka rsl, is the cheater