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Solar punk this, eco punk that. Well what about aqua punk huh? Give me vast glass cities reflecting the sunrise. Gimme bright neon lights reflected in foamy ocean waves. Giant waterbased powerstations and dams surrounded by fog and rain, coward.

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Man, I thank God that life is so enjoyable. I spent the entire day cleaning just cause I could. I vaccumed so many crunchy bits, I got all the groceries, I got to clean the glass on the fire place and now you can actually see into it. I got to fold so many cloths and they ended up so good and smooth. I got to pick up stuff and put it in the right boxes and make the floor so very clean. I got to eat eggs and microwave pie and drink coffee. Like life is bomb man! So many things smell good and you get to choose which soap you buy. Wind chimes are a thing! Rain and blossoms smell amazing! You can get sweaty and then take a shower and be clean and smell nice. Life has so much going for it.

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Concept: the hit online game, men and maidens. Two ways to play, ether like a #medieval battle royal, or like a build and gather game. Be a men! Go fight, get good gear, kill monsters. Be a maiden! Plant grain, cook food, make jams and things. Also, perhaps it needs a different name that doesn't have roots in gender roles. Farmers and fights, maybe? Another mechanic would be that the fighters can only heal when they go home using facilities made by the farmers, and the farmers would have real low combat stats because they aren't meant to be fighters.

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God said let there be light and therefore the foundation of the world is sound.

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Minecraft concept: chisel patterns, armour trims but for your shulker boxes cause why not? Make that the use for the Fletcher table cause all the fancy tools for making fine arrowheads. Where find? New end structure maybe? End ships but out sailing instead of docked at a city? Who knows!

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Do you think mail is called the post because you write letters after the fact, or do you thing things happen in post because letters are sent later than events?

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Friendly reminder to do something good for yourself. Shower with the lights off. Stand in the rain. Dip your arms in cold water. Eat a piece of fruit with a knife like an edgy rogue. Sit in silence with a mechanical pencil and paper, doesn't matter what you end up with. Just feels nice to scribble. Vaccum some crunchy bits. Smell a flower. Go to a pet shop just to look at all the animals. Go for a tiny walk on your own and enjoy some quiet. Pull all your mugs out and put them back how you want to. Try and bring home a leaf you've never seen before. Intentionally look for a bird. Mix it up a little.

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I'd like to coin a new phrase called audio stimming. Which is when you spam the volume to max at the good part of the song.

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It would be freakin terrifying if the first life we find in space is like a giant, cosmic whale fall.

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Pro tip, cut your oranges into circles and then cut those into quarters for minimum threads stuck in your teeth. It's also cleaner and easier than other methods.

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Time for a woman's favorite game! "am I dying? Or is that just my period!"

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I think it's interesting. My shoulders actally do go up to my ears when I feel like I'm being accused.

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Man my tumblr posts sure do read like tumblr posts.

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Humans have become so evil that Children are no longer scared of lions, tigers, and bears. In a fit of frustration, the big three band together to change that.

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Dear goodness I love characters saving the world for small reasons. Like, they're so scared and so overwhelmed and so outnumbered that they don't even realize they need to ask themselves why they're fighting, and then they see a book on the broken floor and remember they have a letter left to read back home. Or they think "I've just gotta do this so I can hug my cat again", "I'll just fight this guy, then I can go back to playing chess with (person)"

Like they ain't got a lot left to fight for, even with their unwavering hero loyalty to the world, but when they're starting to get scared they remember just one little thing they can still save.

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You know what I'd buy? Toothpaste that isn't just mint flavor. Make sugarfree pineapple toothpaste man, that would sell like hotcakes.

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I feel bad for people who don't have super creative hobbies. You're telling me you've never entered a spiraling stupor of content creativity that drags something beautiful out of your soul for the world to see? That you've never done a smidgen on a project only to doodle with the leftover paint? You don't have an enate fascination with one thing that you love to make over and over again like putting on an old hat but changing out the feather every time? What a sad thing, that you can't revel in the work of a half present daydream that glows with the colors of your heart. Yet at the same time, it cost you nothing to make but a bit of time and paint. It could burn and you wouldn't linger on it, because it had no purpose other than to be created.