I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills
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i sincerely hope you guys are making paul over 18 in your fics because technically he’s 15 in the books. just saying.
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2014 Tumblr wasn’t about whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about. 2014 Tumblr was about overanalyzing Captain America: The Winter Soldier and that one website that let you play Cards Against Humanity online
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What if we were both boys and I beat the shit out of you and then made you suck my cock?
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do you think the force tried to warn him
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no offense but some of y'all should really consume more weird media ok some of y'all are ready to clutch your pearls at the mere sight of the slightest offbeat concept in speculative fiction and this can't go on
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we should talk more about cities that are vampires. cities that are cold and wet and sink into your bones and stay there. cities that are hungry and want to live. dead cities that dont know they're dead and suck the life force of their people to maintain the delusion. cities with harbors that are actually mouths; one-way entries. cities that are devastatingly lonely and see consumption as love
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are you a “filters tags from my mutual’s new obsession” Tumblr user or are you a “learns about their new obsession (semi-forcefully) by osmosis” Tumblr user
there is a correct answer
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I will never ever in my life get tired of the villain and their fiercely loyal second-in-command having weirdly intense sexual tension
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